I almost got eaten by a shark

[Martyr]

Wow that incredible! But why did you drive off a cliff

You obviously aren't familiar with me or my posts yet.

You see, I'm stupid.
And what's more, I have very bad judgement and instincts.

When I'm speeding 30 miles over the 70 MPH limit in swirvy, unpredictable mountain country, driving a piece of crap. Bulky, hulky, no power steering vehicle, I have a tendency to fishtail off the road.

Problem on that day was that "off-the-road" took on a new meaning from anything I'd ever known before.