Break the door nob off the door. If it is old hard shaft, it will break the door latch. If not, you will break the nob and can work the mechanism to open the door.
Then piss on the bed of whomever it was that got you stuck in there.
God speed!
Break the door nob off the door. If it is old hard shaft, it will break the door latch. If not, you will break the nob and can work the mechanism to open the door.
Then piss on the bed of whomever it was that got you stuck in there.
God speed!
ahhhhh the sweetness of piss drenched revenge.....Originally Posted by bipper
dont forget to make it messy hehehe
I remember a few times that I forgot my keys in highschool, and if I had to go I'd just take a wicked yes out behind our garage.
Just Piss on the carpet and pretend you spilt your Orange Juice
No one will ever notice
And if they complain about the smell, just say the Juice was past it's sell-by-date
24 hours... it was terrible. I went from Denmark to France before I could pee... arghh!
Classy.Just Piss on the carpet and pretend you spilt your Orange Juice
No one will ever notice
And if they complain about the smell, just say the Juice was past it's sell-by-date
Str8 Pimpin'
Just over two days, I think, when I was 13. We had a three day trip for school and I didn't go to the loo at all during it. Don't think I'd be able to do that again these days, though.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Works for meClassy.Just Piss on the carpet and pretend you spilt your Orange Juice
No one will ever notice
And if they complain about the smell, just say the Juice was past it's sell-by-date
well thats one way of forcing someone to recarpet the room.....Just Piss on the carpet and pretend you spilt your Orange Juice
No one will ever notice
And if they complain about the smell, just say the Juice was past it's sell-by-date
Oh, Xander!
Longest I can remember is a bus trip in Thailand. 6 hours, or something. But I was prepared for that.
Str8 Pimpin'
That's so evil... but yet so darn funny!
Cruelty to panda's...isn't that illegal?
Hmm, for about 8 hours... my brother took me on a fishing trip (I hate fishing - I am a girl - take me shopping instead
Got any plants nearby?
Heck, if I had to pee that bad and I had access to a tree, no shame at all. I can't really remember how long I've had to hold it before, probably not long at all because I'm a small person with a small bladder.
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