What bugs you about your boyfriend?

[The Devil Man]

My boyfriend doesn't make love to me enough.

Devil Man can totally understand why.

You calling me fat?!

Devil Man Is Calling You An Insane Demented Maniac Psychopath With A Violent Hatred For Humanity And Whose Sole Purpose Of Existence Is The Eternal Destruction Of Mankind.

But you are quite pretty, so Devil Man guesses that you're alright