"Most Likely to Never Win a Ciddie" should have been a Ciddie for at least 4 Ciddies already, but BoB still haven't made that award yet! Other things I could think off:

Most Likely to End up with Captain Jack Sparrow after drooling over him for years

The Best User Note Predator

Most Likely to Go crazy if smilies were banned :sophia:

Most Likely to Be the Cookie Monster

Most Likely to Kill a thread after it's been active for over 5 pages

The Best Poster of One-Liners