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    I have really loud, violent sneezes. They make me fly back a bit . Whenever I sneeze, I always end it with "Ah ya bastard!" for some reason.

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    Sometimes loud, sometimes quiet.

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    I close my nose while sneezing so there is no sound coming out. But if my nose get out of control I'll sneeze really load.
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    My sneezes are very loud. People who aren't used to them jump.
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    It's not good to try and stifle a sneeze as it cause some internal damage. Whenever I let one out I try to reduce the sound by closing my mouth. It also keeps most of your germs where they belong
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    It varies, but I'm usually pretty loud when I sneeze... It's more fun that way.

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    My sneezes are really quiet, and quite high pitched compared to other people who have really loud ones.

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    A sneeze is like one-fifth of an orgasm, no?

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    All your bodily functions stop when you sneeze, including your heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yamaneko View Post
    A sneeze is like one-fifth of an orgasm, no?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yamaneko View Post
    A sneeze is like one-fifth of an orgasm, no?
    Quote Originally Posted by Yams, 04-04-2005
    Sneezing is 1/10th of an orgasm.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yams, 07-23-2005
    It's 1/10th of the disappointment from almost scoring.


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    I believe it's actually one eighth.

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    I don't know how loud I sneeze O_o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Yamaneko View Post
    A sneeze is like one-fifth of an orgasm, no?
    Quote Originally Posted by Yams, 04-04-2005
    Sneezing is 1/10th of an orgasm.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yams, 07-23-2005
    It's 1/10th of the disappointment from almost scoring.
    It gets better with age.

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    I sneeze like a little girl. It wouldn’t be so bad if I wasn’t so sensitive and had to sneeze 30 times a day. Sometimes I will grunt while sneezing and swear a lot after sneezing so I seem more manly, but that’s just a sickly smokescreen for my true self. I’m living a lie.

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