Bleys don't be a wanker.

This isn't Lava Life of course it's just for laughs at the expense of others and for that I'm submitting you into the Matchmaking pile.


Marcus
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Age: old
Gender: Male

Description: Desparate, old and crotchety. He's a funny man, not too serious but he has the anger of the old Gods fired up in his loins. he can be scarey at times but that's just a guise; on the inside he's just a little kitten that's just learned how to piss in a catbox. (Good boy!) His interests are Gotsecs, Yelling, Video gaming and his crotch.

Convinced of their ideas and strong-willed. He is foresighted and willful. Combative strength. He always realizes his schemes. Can undertake big projects, conclude them successfully and receive the deserved rewards. He likes responsibilities and difficulties above all, and imposes himself forcefully.

Weaknesses: Combative force can lead to violence if he thinks it necessary. He is bold, presumptuous, intrepid: he likes to face danger and can naturally have a few hiccups on the way.

Ultimately he is the dark lord of EoFF. The ugly yet alluring Bach here to steal your daughters and make them into his dancing, wine drinking crotch slaves.


His Date: She should be Asian, submissive; she must be patient and like to give spounge baths. Looks aren't an issue as Bleys never tears his eyes away from the videogame screen. She should be quiet, probably even mute; Bleys likes it when they can't talk back. She should be comfortable with shackles and be prepared to carry a ball and chain for the rest of her life and must like being burried alive with her tyrant.

She should also be wild. A real pirate and a pistol. Cocky and perhaps angry, he loves a good challenge so she should be able to scheme secretly but never be smarter than him; Bleys simply hates to fail.