The Anti Christmas rant

[Rye]

I'm an atheist who wouldn't want Super-Commercialized Christmas any other way. I like presents from everyone, and I like giving people presents. But I mostly like getting presents. I do like spending more time with my Mom too, but I don't particularly like spending time with the rest of my family, because they get drunk and obnoxious/mean, and they upset me. I'm not going to lie. I like Christmas because I get presents.

I don't like how Christmas makes people get obnoxiously drunk.

PS: Your first and third points contradict each other.