The Proufound Ponderings of the Drunk

[Madame Adequate]

How many 5 year olds can I KO?

How many you got?

Seriously man, they're tiny freaking kids. I can pick a five year old up with one hand. Grab one by the ankles, improvise them as a club, win.

I kinda want to try this now

[Kris_A]

So, at current count there are at least 9 ninjas on this very board. Suddenly I don't feel safe...

[CimminyCricket]

I've got 10 so far. :c)
five year olds to fight that is...

[LunarWeaver]

Now, normally I'm a huge wuss. Really, I think a pack of flies could take me. But my hatred for children is so enormous that I truly believe I could go for the upper 20's here. Besides, I see I get to wearing a protective cup, so even if they start to climb all over my limbs I'm sure that I could just crotch thrust and knock them out that way.

[Dr Aum]

I could just crotch thrust and knock them out that way.

Win.

[nik0tine]

I could totally take 18, but there's no way I could handle 19. You people are crazy.

[CimminyCricket]

Man up! ...or woman up....i guess... O_o >< SHUT UP AND FIGHT!

[Chemical]

My Ninja senses are tingling.

[Rocket Edge]

I'd Jacknife they're little asses.

[CimminyCricket]

pfft, just go for the throat.

[Yamaneko]

I could take all of them.

[escobert]

18, I am only a simple man.

[Owen Macwere]

Zero, kinds of these days are like devils and I am too innocent to handle any of them.

[DarkHeat787]

None.

Why bother? Five-year olds (especially my five-year old cousins of hell) are annoying.

*flees battle*

[Moon Rabbits]

Ten at most.