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    operating the scissors with your mouth
    If you can do this you could make a hell of a living as a gigolo :monster:
    Wouldn't a gigolo rely on the dexterity and manuverability of his tongue as opposed to how wide it can open up?

    Unless you are a gay gigolo.. I guess.

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    Well I'm basing this on the idea that he has to manipulate the scissors somehow to actually make them cut as well as holding them in his mouth.

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    Can we get back on track? I'm still stuck.
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    If they're small enough you could fit the handle right in and pucker your lips to snip them.

    How can you type if you're stuck?

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    Only two of my fingers are stuck ... and destroying this wonderful toy is not something I'm willing to do
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
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    operating the scissors with your mouth
    If you can do this you could make a hell of a living as a gigolo
    Wouldn't a gigolo rely on the dexterity and manuverability of his tongue as opposed to how wide it can open up?

    Unless you are a gay gigolo.. I guess.
    Apparently you've never been gigolo'd.
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    I think you should ask for advice on a Final Fantasy forum. Those guys always know how to deal with stuff like this.

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    Hey, I offered suggestions. He's just doing it wrong.

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    Psychotic helped me out ... I'm free now!!! Yay!!

    I can't believe the person who helped me out got more nominations than I did. I think some people should reconsider their voting.
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    He's an expert in these matters, though. He's got more than his finger stuck in there before.
    "The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."

    Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.

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    This thread is rather strange...

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    Quote Originally Posted by agrudis View Post
    I can't believe the person who helped me out got more nominations than I did. I think some people should reconsider their voting.
    Quite right. If I had the power to, I'd change the results. Oh, hang on a minute...by the power of Grayskull...I HAVE THE POWER! I hereby make the following alterations to the Ciddies results:

    The winner of Most Likely to Get Their Fingers Stuck in a Chinese Finger Trap is now agrudis.

    This means that Christmas's record breaking 50 Ciddie haul has now been reduced to a pathetic 49 Ciddie haul. Sorry Becky, but that's showbiz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cz View Post
    He's an expert in these matters, though. He's got more than his finger stuck in there before.
    He's got his finger stuck in other places as well. :rolleyes2

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    Quote Originally Posted by DK View Post
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    He's an expert in these matters, though. He's got more than his finger stuck in there before.
    He's got his finger stuck in other places as well. :rolleyes2
    At the same time? :O_O:
    "The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."

    Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.

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