Yeah. I'd like to see you get shot and live two days in a fridge!
No way. Just... no.
It's wabbit season!
Forget pitbulls I want a duck to protect my family from rapists!![]()
This animal just won't die no matter what you do to it.![]()
"I say it's *duck* season... and I say *fire*! "![]()
OMG!! it is so cute, I could hug it.![]()
Yup, the bear would forget to chew or even bite off flesh, leading to it choking to death on the owl, leaving the duck with the unenviable task of dodging the now dead bear / owl combo as it falls to the floor.
Must've been hungrier than the average bear.
That's a lucky ducky.
Wow, I can't believe that someone would go all that way to rescue a duck. But nonetheless, I believe ducks to be scary from my own personal experiences, and if something that cute can freak me out, then yeah, it's pretty tough.
If I had that duck here, it would get the best treatment ever; the poor thing has deserved it.
Indeed, you should get the finest pastry in the land and pre heat the oven to the perfect temperature. Should you use shoddy pastry or have the oven too hot or not hot enough could result in your duck pie being ruined.
What about that four legged ninja duck with two arses?