The three emperors get together...

Palamecian: So you tried the whole "world domination" thing as well?

Vayne: Unfortunately...

Gestahl: With disasterous results...

Palamecian: Same here...

All three: Sigh....

Vayne: I had it all... a sky fortress, power of the gods, and legions of loyal soldiers...

Palamecian: I had a floating fortress, power of the demons, and legions of loyal monsters...

Gestahl: I had a floating continent, power of the gods, and legions of loyal sold... no... I had Kefka....

Palamecian and Vayne: Ouch!

Vayne: That stage stealing prima donna? He stole your thunder. I mean you had everything and this upstart clown kills you and goes off to be a god? You got shown up...

Gestahl: Now wait a minute, like you two can talk. You both got betrayed by your number ones as well if I recall... Your corpse was still warm when Leon took over your throne. And you Vayne you got betrayed by...

Palamecian: HEY! I came back and had my revenge, which is more than I can say about both of you...

The three turn away from each other with a Harumph! and drink quietly while ignoring each other...

Kefka: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Once again I reign supreme!!!

Kefka stands atop the crumbled bodies of Chaos, the four fiends, Zeromous and Neo X-Death...

Neo X-Death and Zeromous: Bastard clown... double crossed us....

Kefka: I'm still the greatest FF villain!

Dark Cloud: Even though you're kinda've a rip off of the Joker?

Kefka: The who?

Dark Cloud: The Joker. Batman's arch nemesis. An evil serial killer who dresses like a clown.

Kefka: But I'm better than him... besides, how often are serial killer clowns really used? I'm still pretty unique...

Golbez: Well there is Stephen King's "It"...

X-Death: And Steve Gacy...

Kuja: and...

Kefka: ENOUGH! I see you are all against me.

Golbez: It's because you're an attention whore.

Kefka: Fine! I'm going somewhere, where I can be appreciated...

Seymore: Did he just go into the kitchen?

Everyone looks at each other to wonder what he's doing...

Kuja: Grab him before he poisons our food!

To be Continued...