New Super Mario Bros is a half decent game but it was hardly the ‘ULTIMATE MARIO GAME’ like some people make it out to be. Pretty much every Mario game I’ve played is better (yes even SMB2 USA).

It amuses me to no end that FFXII of all games was the only installment in the series to gain a perfect score in Famitsu. I haven’t had so little incentive to complete an FF game since FFII. Boring characters, stale plot, stupidly broken battle system; yeah, totally the best.

Xenogears is so flawed it’s almost laughably bad at some points, yet often do I hear it being called the ‘greatest jRPG ever’. I often wonder what they saw in the game that made up for the dismal “WE WILL NARRATE THE PLOT TO YOU” second disk.

Lunar Silver Star Story Complete is filled with so much mind-numbing cliché anime bull that it amazes me that people can stand to play more than a few hours of it. What the hell’s with that flying cat thing with the stupid voice? Did its mother get raped by a bat or something? They probably explain it at some point, I don’t care.

Perfect Dark is better than Golden Eye 64.

There are probably more.