I love watching Colbert. He's probably the wittiest, fastest guy... ever.

I mean, John Stweart is probably more of a real comedian, and almost definitely more of a political newsman, but Colbert is amazing. Watching Colbert is more like watching a show. It's a different kind of bizarre entertainment, almost, really. I don't know what I'm saying.

Stewart's inherently fnnier.
Colbert is both funny and possibly the quickest man alive. I prefer to watch the prodigy phenomenon, since I can get good comedy from a variety of sources.

But the fact remains that, if the option is available, I may watch them both.