King of Pain

[Sergeant Hartman]

I did some tuck jumps the other day. How I do regret it

[Roto13]

Body builders are weird. Those freaky bodies aren't actually good for anything. They look gross.

Anyway, I hurt my arm getting a 640 or something in the home run contest on Wii Baseball.

Aww, you're cute. Let's get married.

You and Agrias can mud wrestle for me.

[BarelySeeAtAll]

So I worked out for the first time in a long time the other day.
At first, I thought that it was bad. Kinda cramped. Kinda painful.

But today I was destroyed. EVERYTHING hurts when I try to move. I feel like an old man. I feel like I've got arthitis or something. It hurts to type on this keyboard. OW! OW! OW! OW!

Body Builders must live pointless lives, all working out and getting strong muscles just so they're too torn up to ever use them. Dudes prolly gotta stop working out for a month before they can lift 40 pound boxes.

No, seriously, I didn't shave because I'm afraid of the unbearable pain of lifting my arms that high, and don't want to slash my face open like Freddy Krueger.

Have you ever felt like Freddy Krueger?

Topics:

What's been the most painful thing you've gotten yourself into lately?
Preferably, this is your fault. Why is it your fault? Why would you do this horrible thing to yourself?

haha
and i slit yesterday, wasnt very brave at doing so, so only the first part bled
and
i was locked out of my house for two hours, and my hands went numb, and still are, it hurts and they cant move very fast...i expect no sympathy really, 1) cos i shouldnt have forgot my keys and 2) cos i laughed at martyr...which i know all of you lot will go starkers cos you lot love him...

[oddler]

I don't think I've ever actually hurt myself semi-purposefully. Exercising is probably the closest I've ever been to making myself hurt. Here's the weird thing: (I guess it's weird seeing as nobody else so far seems to be the same way) I actually feel super good when I work out. It makes me feel fresh and hyper. Sure it sucks there for about 10 minutes right afterwards but the rush I get after that is super-duper.

[Mikztsu]

Whenever I've had even THREE WEEKS break from the gym, I have to take it easy or otherwise my muscles just hurt too much. Gotta start it slowly again and increasing your sets patiently.

[Madame Adequate]

I walk 5 to 6 miles a day, Monday through Thursday. Whilst it keeps me lean and trim, it does mean that by Thursday (i.e. right now) I've got sore feet and sometimes an aching back. It's good pain though, you know the sort of calming kind? The dull glow of pain, nothing sharp or really unpleasant? Yeah, that.

[Rye]

Oh my god. I've been trying to actually work out in PE on the tread mill in our gym. I'm in awful shape. I fast walked for 16 minutes and jogged for about 4 minutes (pathetic, I know) and for the past few days I've been sore as hell, I feel crippled.

[Shoeberto]

About once a year I go into a workout kick where I use a treadmill every day for a few weeks and then give up because I never see any improvement in my stamina

The worst pain I can remember recently was my first day of working at my current job. It was about nine hour of standing and twisting my torso and I wore not very supportive shoes. When I got home, my feet were dying and my back would twitch occasionally from the dull pain.

It's gotten better, thankfully.

[Raistlin]

Pffft, if you work out regularly for a few weeks you won't be nearly as sore.

In high school, the first week of soccer practice every year (late August), I would be DEAD. After I got in shape it was much easier.

Also, remember to stretch out a lot. That always helps

[Riana]

I used to work at a theme park (Alton Towers if anyone's from the UK). I worked in the children's section and they had a new ride sponsered by Pegouet (sp?). Where kids get to 'drive' these electric powered cars (kinda like the toy cars you can buy) and go freely where they like. The set up was like an area with roads and roundabouts and even a car wash (which shoots out bubbles! It was awesome).

*ahem* Anyway I was one of the ride hosts, and it was my job to make sure the kids didn't bump each other. My colleagues and I wore steel toe caps on our boots so our feet were fine. Our legs weren't.

I remember the one time this girl didn't have a clue how to steer. She kept bumping all the kids and crashing into the props. She crashed right into my legs, and when I was sorting her out another kid comes behind me and crashes into the back of my legs! I was so not happy. As patient as I am with children I nearly swore.

The very same day it was raining (we still kept the ride open). There was a...very heavy boy. When he got stuck I had to lift the car around (the cars can't reverse). The children aren't allowed to get out the car. So I had to do what I had to do, and did my back in the process.

So aching legs and a sore back. I did well! Got two weeks sick pay. XD

Sorry that was long. :laughing:

[Quindiana Jones]

I ran for 30 minutes on a running machine at school. Only cos the teacher said I couldn't. It was fun, but I was completely knackered.

[Bunny]

I ran for 30 minutes on a running machine at school. Only cos the teacher said I couldn't. It was fun, but I was completely knackered.

Now, Quin, you cannot just go about creating words all willy nilly. Our language doesn't work like that.

I kinda get sore when I work out but not much. I'm tough with a couple OUGH.

[Quindiana Jones]

I ran for 30 minutes on a running machine at school. Only cos the teacher said I couldn't. It was fun, but I was completely knackered.

Now, Quin, you cannot just go about creating words all willy nilly. Our language doesn't work like that.

Hmm?

You must be in paradise.

[Bunny]

'Knackers' is British/Australasian slang for testicles.

???

That does not make sense, Quin.

[Quindiana Jones]

I was knackered. I wasn't knackers.