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Boys team and Girls team will play blitzball match !!
PS3 owner, but not played RPG yet (teh) :sweatdrop
Please feel free to read my take on the official novalisation of Dissidia Final Fantasy at this link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5580755/..._You_Fight_For
The scene opens at a wonderful banquet hall, the lights the sound the ... brawl? You know it would start with one of the two main questions being asked...
Cloud: I'm the best main character!
Tidus: No, I am!
Cecil: No I am! I was the first real main characer in the series. You losers are just standing in the shadows of my greatness.
Firion: Ahem, I believe "I" was the first main character in the series. I predate you by two games and a console change.
Cecil:....
Firion:.....
Cecil: As I was saying, I was the first good main character in the series. I wasn't a whiny crybaby like the rest of you losers.
Cloud: I wasn't whiny! And my psychiatrist can prove it! Cid!
Eleven different Cid's look up.
Cloud: That's not going to help...
Squall: Whatever...
Tidus: I wasn't a whiny crybaby either. I was the happy main character.
Cecil: No the "happy" main character is Zidane. And it looks like he's trying to hit on Yuna...
Tidus: Yuna!!!! Don't listen to him! Especially about his dexterous tail!
Squall: Now listen, you were the poster boy for emo main leads.
Cecil: I never whined and cried around like you guys.
Squall: What about the time you got demoted after whining about beating up old people in Mysdia?
Cecil: I hate the elderly though, it's why I never allowed them to stay in the party for more than two dungeons. I mean they bitch and moan and force everyone to get up early...
Squall: What about the time you killed Rydia's mother and burned her village to the ground. You whined about doing all that.
Cecil: Well um... you see...
Squall: What about all the times Kain betrayed you. I mean god you would think you would have picked up on the pattern but geez...
Cecil: I don't need to take this from you. At least people understand my plot.
Squall: My plot is easy to understand. You see when I was a child...
Cecil: Me thinks I have done something stupid...
Cloud: They just don't understand me Doc. I mean I'm like the ultimate bad ass I just need to find myself every once and awhile. If I can't get people to understand me, how can I truly understand myself?
Cid(FFII): Kid, I'm just a pilot. I'm not a doctor.
Cloud: Sorry, wrong Cid... BUT NO ONE ELSE WILL LISTEN TO MY PROBLEMS!!!
Cid(FFII): Gee, I wonder why?
Zell walks into the party and is stopped by a host
Host: Sir, allow me to escort you to the "special table for honored guests"
Zell: Cool!
Zell is escorted through the banquet hall and kitchen until he arrives in the alley way oustide the establishment. There he sees a poorly constructed carboard table. Sitting at the table is Boco, Umaro, Gogo, Red XIII, Cait Sith, Quina, and Kimarhi.
Host: Here's the table reserved for the freaky animal side kicks. Enjoy!
Zell: Hey! I'm human!
The host looks at him with his tatoo's, haircut, and baggy pants. He gives off a snobbish laugh and leaves.
Red XIII: Looks like your stuck with us.
Zell: But where's Mog, Freya, and Fran?
Red XIII: Mog is such an iconic figure that it would be wrong to place him here. Freya was able to sneak in as an escort with Zidane, and Fran... I mean come on. She's a hot bunny girl. You honestly think guys like Edgar and Irvine were going to let her stay out here?
Zell: Good point... any hot dogs?
To Be Continued...
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
lol...Wolf Kanno's scene was so much jokes...
Looking forward to the next one!!!
EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.
Setzer: Isn't she a beauty?
Cid(FFX): Damn, what I wouldn't give to ride her all night long...
Cid(FFVII): Damn look at her, that sleek surface and plenty of power in the back, just as I like them!
Cid(FFIV) You can just tell she's capable of a few wild things. I bet I can get her to do this and this...
Balthier: Now, now gentlemen. She's a classy lady, not the type to put up with you. She needs a gentlemen like myself to make her really shine.
Setzer: Hell no pirate. She needs to take her chances with a rogue like myself. I guarantee, I could make her do things she would never imagine.
Celes: god I hope they're talking about an airship...
Lulu: Lord knows we have enough perverts and dirty old men in the series....
To Be Continued...
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
Cool!
Cloud: Fight me you gothic sh*t!
Squall:......whatever.
Cloud: What! i told you to fight me, you bastard!
Squall: Sure, if you want me to
*they square up to each other. Cloud goes round in circles whilst Squall just stands there. Suddenly, Squall strikes Cloud in the head with his Gunblade, critically injuring him. The crowd goes wild and makes him king of Final Fantasy. Meanwhile, Aeries takes Clouds body and puts it into a dump truck*
Aeries: That's for not respecting me. *She spits on him and goes back to the party*
Please feel free to read my take on the official novalisation of Dissidia Final Fantasy at this link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5580755/..._You_Fight_For
The party continues to drag on aswe come upon Edge, Sabin and Galuf.
Edge: Is it me or does this party suck? I mean there is definetly an unfair ratio of men to woman and too many players for my taste.
Galuf: Hate the game not the player Edge. You're just angry cause that Rydia girl took a liking to Edgar
Sabin: I hate to admit it but he actually is a real ladykiller... I wonder if he knows she's actually "jail bait"?
Galuf: He's far better looking and more charming than you Edge. He's got skill while you don't.
Edge: Don't rub it in old man...
Galuf: I'm still young enough to kick your ass...
Sabin: Alright you two. Although I would love to see a brawl start, cause I love my brawls, I can't condone it cause it will get us all kicked out of here.
Edge and Galuf: But he just insulted me!
Sabin: We'll have to settle this the only way I know how under these circumstances (and who knows, maybe this will liven up this joint...).
The two look intensly at Sabin to hear his solution.
Sabin: Gentlemen! I propose we settle this with BATTLE KARAOKE!!!
Galuf: You've got to be kidding me...
Edge: Alright, but if Cloud and Squall try to sing a duet to "Feelings" I'm out of here...
Zidane: Soooo they say you have a real "wild side"?
Yuna: Tee hee...
Zidane: So how about you and I slip into one of the backrooms and you can show me if the rumors are true...
Paine:...! My Yuna sense just went off. Someone's trying to take advantage of Yuna! Rikku, I thought you were watching her!
Rikku: I was! But then I saw this cute guy dressed like Aladdin and when I turned back she was gone.
Paine: You know she's an idiot and doesn't have a thought of her own. She's incredibly suceptible to suggestions! They could be getting her to do anything!
Rikku: I'll activate the homing beacon I installed in her head so we can track her down!
Rikku and Paine: Gullwings to the rescue!
Penelo wanders over to the bart where she see's Vincent, Shadow, Squall, Auron, Kain, and Lulu.
Penelo: So how are you all doing?
Vincent: .......
Shadow: .......
Kain: .......
Lulu: ......
Auron: ......
Squall: ......
Penelo: .....
Vincent: ......
Shadow: ......
Kain: ......
Lulu: ......
Auron: ......
Squall: ...... Whatever....
Penelo: Okay.... I guess... I'll just leave you... to your ....conversation
(Walks away) That was creepy and people say my party doesn't converse with each other...
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
Yep, same here.
Cid(X): What's up with these women, they whores or something?
Tifa, Selphie, Rikku, Yuna, Rydia: Fu*k yeah!
Please feel free to read my take on the official novalisation of Dissidia Final Fantasy at this link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5580755/..._You_Fight_For