Die Hard 4.0

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Terminator, Indiana Jones and now Die Hard. All we need is another Lethal Weapon to complete the "action stars 15 years past their prime" movie trend.

Oh man. That looks so terrible. From the White House blowing up to the obligatory "whut didn't you see the first three movies"-type joke to using 4.0 in the title to make it all seem topical.

It'll probably be a good popcorn flick, but Bruce is better used in other types of flickes these days.

Anywho, yeah, that looks pretty bad to be honest. Maybe a good popcorn flick at best.

All you jerkfaces can fall off a bridge and die terrible deaths or at least skin your knees so that you get those little pinpricks of blood and you can't really put a band aid on them because it would be a waste of a band aid and they're already so expensive besides you'd need like three band aids to cover the whole area and then people would be so curious to know why you used three band aids and they would be like "Man, you must have hurt yourself badly to need three band aids! Did the bone poke through?" And for a second you would puff up all manish like you were somebody but then your mother's voice would come back to you forbidding you from lying so you'll tell the truth about skinning your knee and have to admit to using three band aids for a wussy little skinned knee then no one will want to be your friend anymore and they'll all come watch Die Hard 4 with me! JERKS

From the trailer I remember, there wasn't anything about 4.0 in the title. It was just Live Free or Die Hard. I think one reason the trailer seems a bit sketchy is that they offer virtually no dialogue or plot. Personally, I think Bruce Willis can make just about anything kickass, and the scene in the tunnel where they duck under that flying car was pretty awesome. I think it has a chance to be a solid action flick.

Let's have a baby and name it John McClane.