Most of the lyrics by Wesley Willis.

Quote Originally Posted by Cut the Mullet Excerpt

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy wheat sack
No body wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull?

Cut the mullet x4

Rock over London
Rock over Chicago
Sure White, it's the sure super store!
WTF is that.

Quote Originally Posted by The Chicken Cow Excerpt
This beast attacked my brother
It stabbed him in the ass while he was standing in the cold
His hands were frostbitten
His hands were also numb

The chicken cow (X4)

Rock over London!
Rock on Chicago!
Blockbuster Video...Wow, what a difference
xD