Well, recently, I had this urge to do a b and a. It was overwhelming. I got one of my friends, reluctant at first, to come with me. Then I came to an empty house, family prolly went out to dinner. Then I realised its time. So i just kicked the door, but not just kick, i mean KICK. That couldve decapitated a baby or something. then I felt good, but had to do it again, soI kicked the closet in, and there was no reason, it didnt have a lock. Then, I just left, didnt even steal anything. Just left.

I can imagine the family now. When they got home, they prolly wondered "WTF DID THEY TAKE??? They even kicked in THE GODDAMN CLOSET? IT DIDNT HAVE A LOCK! WTF! WTH DID THEY TAKE? Then like 10 years from now, theyll be eating, itll still be on there mind, then theyll say, WTF, WTF DID THEY TAKE? THIS MARRIAGE IS RUINED. ITS OVER!


First to guess where its from wins.