5 weeks later...

Zai: I think we're okay until Vexen finishes with the hazmat work...
Maxs: Yeah, how did they survive that!?
Zai: we're superpowered nobodies... I mean, god... axel is a nuklear bomb on LEGS.
Maxs: You may have a point...

Later... after luxord and vexen had a long talk...

man - Xemnas: Numbers 14 and 15

Zai/Maxs: HE DID IT!!!

Xemnas: *takes their picture* *sticks picture on a plaque

Maxs: IT STEALS MY SOUUUUL!!

Zai: Bwuh?

Xemnas: You two officially win Evildoers of the Month... Congradulations.

Zai: WOO!!

Xemnas: Everyone must hear about your accomplishments as evil underlings...

Maxs: God DAMN!!!

to be continued? *jaws theme*