Sora: Heartless....GOOFY GO GET THEM!!!
GoofY: No.
Sora: What?
Goofy: I said no, you M***** F*****
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Sora: Heartless....GOOFY GO GET THEM!!!
GoofY: No.
Sora: What?
Goofy: I said no, you M***** F*****
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Which Character Are You? Find out Here!
~ On Rockferd Island...~
Alferd: You shall die girlie, Mha Mha Mha *Sounds of a aircraft is about to crash landing.* Oh crap...*Spack, 'Highwind' Gummi ship land on Alferd Ashfred*
Claire: WTF?
Sora: *Poke his head out of the gummi ship* Ummmmm... guys, where are we?
Nemesis: Rockferd Island...wait? ...I SMELL MR CHRIS REDFEILD!
Donald, Goofy, James, Tron, Megaman, Zero, Snake, Raiden and Samus: Who?
Claire: MY BROTHER!
Maximo: Yea...
Sora: Hold on...WTF YOU CAME FROM? *Point to Maximo*
Grem Reaper: Ok buddy, I told you NOT to sneak into other beings' ships!
you want things Kingdom Hearts caracters would never say?
[Link]
here's 8 minutes of it.
Sora is working at a fast food resturant
Sora is picking his nose
Sora: Wow! This one looks like Roosevelt!
*puts his finger in the fries*
Sora: Here's your fries
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Donald: The heyhole! Seal it Sora!
Sora:Hey! i gots an ideas *looks throught keyhole* :whaaa:.. :x_x: (dies)
Donald: What?*looks throught keyhole*:whaaa:...:x_x: (dies)
Goofy:*looks throught keyhole*:whaaa:...![]()
CloudandSephi. : What?![]()
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WANTED:
Big yellow ball of burning gas,
Responds to 'The Sun'
if you see him, tell him:
"It's BL**DY JULY"
THE ADVENTURES OF ORGANIZATION XV (fifteen?)!!111!!
*espionage scene with Maxs and Zai sneaking into someone's room*
the next morning...
an ear shattering scream peirces the sunless morning in TWTNW...
"SOMEONE CUT OFF MY HAIR!!111!!"
and now Zaimaxu has a pink shuriken warmer of questionable usefulness and origin.
And if you can't figure out whose hair was cut off, you're dumber than you look.
Riku: Sora, how do you keep your hair bouncy and strong?
Sora: Well Riku, I use Garnier Fructis Sleek and Shine to improve my hair tone, making it up to five times stronger and three times smoother!
Kairi: That's right, no more wild hair with Garnier Sleek and Shine!
Goofy: Theres a Key hole!
Donald: Seal it up!
Sora: I can't.
Donald&Goofy: Why not?
Sora: ITS A KEY SLOT, DUH!
Donald: CRAP!
Goofy: Then use the Keysheild!
Sora: And where I going to get that without having the Keyblade apear whenever its want!
Donald: Yea!
Goofy: Fine!
*Later...*
Sora: WHO THE HECK YOU TWO?
Roxas-a-like: Um...Finding our friend Xehanort.
Lady Kinght: Have you three seen him?
Goofy: Oh no!
Donald: WILL THESE BAD GUYS STOP BRING MORE OF THEM?!?
Sora: ATTACK!
Org XV
(Insert Mission Impossible scene where he gets the info from the PC while the other dudes being sick)
Zaimaxu: I got it...the....
Maxs:Shut up, and why didn't you just float down instead of using my sand rope.
Zai: Meh....lets go.
The next day...
Xaldin: LARXENE!! YOU TOOK MY BEAUTY MAGAZINE!!!!
How do YOU think he gets the info to get those dreads?
Queen Minnie: "Ooooh Donald, I haven't said it, but you really have taught me a lot of stuff today!"
D.Duck: "It's custom"
Q.Minnie: "When's our next...session?"
D.Duck: "When I feel like it, rat!"
Q.Minnie: "I love it when you bad mouth me, say it again"
D.Duck: "Aaaah shad'dap"
Q.Minnie: "Hehehe, you knows these days, the comfort you've shown me has been much...appreciated"
D.Duck: "What the King doesn't know won't hurt him"
GOOFY: "HOWDY, HILLLKKK...YOU HERE DIDN'T THINK THAT OLD GOOF HASN'T BEEN WATCHING THE TRUTH!"
Q.Minnie: "Shut up Goofy, after Donald's gone, then it's your turn"
GOOFY: "HILLKKKK...SO WE SWEEPING UP THE BROOMS"
Q.Minnie: "No dummy, we're having--crap, Mickey!?"
K.Mickey: "Arrrrghhh...what did I say about leaving me about, come on guys, lets have ourselves a good 'ol time!"
D.Duck&Q.Minnie&GOOFY: "HICKKEELLL
EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.
You sick B******
~ Later, in the underworld ~
Sora:...
Donald:...
Megaman:...So this is where the users goes when they die?
Tron: Could be?
Zero:...
Nemesis: I'm bored.
Claire: ...and I'm like 'Shut up'...
Samus: ...I KNOW...
Maximo: Feel like we back some how...
Grem Reaper: Don't ask.
James: Are...
Goofy: NO! DEAR GOD NO! IF I HAVE TO HEAR "ARE WE THERE YET?" ONE MORE TIME I'LL KILL YOU, GET THAT?!?
Auron: HEY! You can't kill living here, its taboo!
Sora: When did you join Auron?
Auron:...Just now, where else I would be?
Sora: Good point.
Cid: The thread....IT'S ALIVE!!!!
Ansem: kingdom hearts fill me with the power of darkness
Sora:have you taken your medication today Ansem.
Ansem :have you taken your shut the h*** up today
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