Chimney's compy went splody? That really sucks, mate. I hope you can fix it soon <3.

I found my own Earthshaker, so you can have yours back now if you want. And Sir Taffy, you can have all the stuff you lent me back if you'd like as well. I know you both said it was mine to keep, but we say a lot of things. I mean, I say I brush my teeth everyday, but that doesn't make it the truth, so if you do want anything back I will gladly hand it over.

On the note of being a leech the size of Rosie O' Donnell's vocal chords, I don't suppose somebody has some awesome bow sitting around and they're just dying to hock it over to me. Although a complete stranger did give me Lycander's, and that's been getting me through Nightmare just fine. In return, I gave him an oreo cookie. It had the center licked out already, but the point is the gesture, so y'all can just smurf yourselves. Now I've forgotten what this paragraph is even about.

Edit: Also, what's with the uber thing. I know they drop the Torches, and I know what they are, but what are they? Are they in hell somewhere? Do they smell of peaches and play the banjo? If not they're rubbish.