"CoD, Cease of blood flow to the brain...P.S. Agrias' signarute is highly arousing."

"Logged off."

"Finally, in peaces."

"Speed lives....I dont."

"Here lies Richter, mysteriously disappeared after defeating dracula, 5 years ago."

"BOOM HEADSHOT!!!"

"Connection timed out."

"Connection reset by evil peer."

"PING TIME OUT~"

"Get ready for #23523"

"I didn't like 300"

"w00pz."

"born 1337, died 2007"