Jack Thompson takes on Microsoft!

[Elite Lord Sigma]

Dear Jack Thompson,

As you obviously don't know, you can't have any control over who buys a game, outside of your own children (who I would assume would be out in the real world by now, and are thus not under your control). Trying to ban games is censorship, which, according to the 1st Amendment, one of the very documents that frames America, is unconstitutional.

Funny how you vent so much anger on video games, yet you stay silent about films, books, and songs which usually contain even more potentially offensive content. Again, why bother trying to ban all of this media, when you really have no legal control over it?

Please stop wasting your time with asinine threats. You're already disliked enough by a majority of people, and you're attempting to take on one of the largest companies on Earth.

I'll make this brief. Before you begin pointing fingers, ask yourself: Does Microsoft have any control over who buys their games? No. Therefore, your entire argument is quite ludicrous.

Oh, by the way, I'd take a look at the ESRB's ratings guides and review your legal books first, so you don't make an even bigger fool of yourself in a court of law and get countersued for all it's worth.

And how are you complaining about a game that isn't even rated yet? Sure, it's likely it'll get an M, but the violent content in the game (outside of shooting guns) is really quite low, and there's is very little blood in the game.

So, again, why are you complaining?

Cynically yours,
Elite Lord Sigma


By the way, this is far more absurd.