Ask a 15 year-old from Texas anything.

[Fonzie]

Have you ever been to Waco?

Nope.

Who really shot J.R.?

A guy.

If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band?

I hate the fiddle.

I've finally *pant* tracked you *pant* down...*pant*

I heard you kicked my dog when he lived in Texas, should I sue you???

We eat dogs.

Are you a pervert?

Not really.

Do you have any moles...?

Nope.

Does anyone else not give a rats ass about what a 15 year old from Texas thinks?

How's the baby?

Does anyone else not give a rats ass about what a 15 year old from Texas thinks?

Yes, it's delightful.

Yup.