when i was a teenager on holiday with a friend, I got really drunk one night, like totally paraletic. In the middle of that night, I stumbled from my bed to the bathroom. Didn't bother to turn the lights on or anything. (Keep in mind that I'm also practically numb at this point - you'll understand in a minute)

Anyway I sat down on the toilet to pee, and all was fine. Until My friend turned the light on and looked at me in horror.

,..... I'd forgotten to pull the toilet lid up :O :O :O