Whats the Corniest Final Fantasy ever?

[Hazzard]

FFV may be corny, but it's great.

Rikku- "Oh, poopie!" I hate that hoe.

[jammi567]

Probally VII, followed closely by X-2 and IV.

VII!!!!
how do you think that 7 is corny???? i believe it is one of the least, along with XII

Probally because it's about a bunch of guys who follow this guy, who turns out to be stuck in a piece of rock for 5 years. And the death scene was just so over the top that it's unbelievable.

[Goldenboko]

Probally VII, followed closely by X-2 and IV.

VII!!!!
how do you think that 7 is corny???? i believe it is one of the least, along with XII

Probally because it's about a bunch of guys who follow this guy, who turns out to be stuck in a piece of rock for 5 years. And the death scene was just so over the top that it's unbelievable.

Not to mention dead bodies don't sink.

[f f freak]

Probally VII, followed closely by X-2 and IV.

VII!!!!
how do you think that 7 is corny???? i believe it is one of the least, along with XII

Probally because it's about a bunch of guys who follow this guy, who turns out to be stuck in a piece of rock for 5 years. And the death scene was just so over the top that it's unbelievable.

Not to mention dead bodies don't sink.

ARieS woZN't DeDZ LoooLZORZ.

Probably X-2

[Ramza Beoulve]

Corny = FF X-2
Serious = Tactics

[Karellen]

Tactics Advance.

[Fynn]

I'd have to say IV. But I still love the game. I love all FFs! I really do!

[demondude]

X-2, for definite.

The Yuna-Tidus love story in FFX is also corny, although I hear it is not supposed to be in the Japanese version. I guess the translators made it come across that way...

There was this interview when they talked to the guy who voiced tidus and he said it was supposed to be corny

[f f freak]

X-2, for definite.

The Yuna-Tidus love story in FFX is also corny, although I hear it is not supposed to be in the Japanese version. I guess the translators made it come across that way...

There was this interview when they talked to the guy who voiced tidus and he said it was supposed to be corny

Yeah but JAT probably has sexual fantasies about Zell and his "Hot Dog".

[fifie]

ffx for definite! it's the voice acting...

[Hayabusa]

[QUOTE=Goldenboko;2210313]

Not to mention dead bodies don't sink.

WOW! Good point! BUT! Perhaps her body filled with water from the gaping hole Sephiroth created....

[Psychotic]

Not to mention dead bodies don't sink.

...what? Why would being dead affect whether you would float or sink? The laws of gravity don't suddenly rewrite themselves just because somebody is no longer living. Why do you think the bodies of people who drown are rarely recovered? They sink.

Also, VIII. By a long, LONG way.

[Takara]

FFVIII.

[bipper]

They are all pretty lame and corny. That is why we love them. The Drama in six was fairly severe and real though.

I would say one is the most serious. It lacks one thing, boobs. Which simply put, keeps the emotional drag out of things. The second you throw one chick in the damned mix the HERO gets all pussy whipped and you spend half the game doing her favors instead of saving the world. I mean come on. PS: Men are just better. At everything. Seriously. The END.

X-2 takes the cake though. Just proof that if you spend too much time making these games, you really need to get laid.

[Skyblade]

Not to mention dead bodies don't sink.

...what? Why would being dead affect whether you would float or sink? The laws of gravity don't suddenly rewrite themselves just because somebody is no longer living. Why do you think the bodies of people who drown are rarely recovered? They sink.

Also, VIII. By a long, LONG way.

Dead people don't sink, they float. You have heard of the "dead man's float", haven't you? A body can lie facedown in water, floating, for an incredible length of time. With living people, there is no real limit to how long they can stay afloat this way, bringing their head up to breathe, as long as they don't weaken too much from thirst or hunger. A dead body has the advantage of not having to come up for air. Of course, decomposition, fishies chomping on it, water composition, water temperature, and many other factors will keep the body from floating forever. It's hard to find a body of someone who has drowned because of course the body can't control where it is going and will drift out to sea, and will decompose enough to lose its natural bouency in short order, but a freshly dead body will certainly float. The lake that Cloud lowered Aeris into simply must not have been pure water, but a mixture of water and something else that lowered the density of the lake.