This isn't how I voted and don't let this influence your votes even though I am very awesome, etc. etc. Last time I didn't include commentary, because I didn't think anybody read it. Then either Del or Yams called me a fag for it, so I am not making the same mistake twice.

1.) Best Member
To everyone's surprise, this award will be a showdown between Jowy and Bunny. Upon whose head will the crown sit? I say
PSY SEZ: Bunny.

2.) Best Male
Well if you can't have Best Member, Jowy Jow Jow, at least settle for this.
PSY SEZ: Jowy.

3.) Best Female
Agrias and Christmas both have names that end in "as" and that's sort of like ass and making jokes about asses is funny to me. I don't know. One of those two.
PSY SEZ: Agrias.

4. Best Administrator
Other than Leeza and Yamaneko, they're all rotting corpses, and Yamaneko is just an incompetent buffoon. There can be only one winner.
PSY SEZ: Leeza.

5. Best Cid's Knight
People will vote for Levian because they think he actually does stuff. This one time, he moved a thread about Advent Children to the Advent Children forum. Good, right? NO. Because there was already a STICKIED THREAD WITH EXACTLY THE SAME TOPIC IN THE FORUM. This new thread got to two pages before a wandering hero, namely yours truly, spotted the discrepancy and merged them.
PSY SEZ: Levian.

6. Best Site Staff
Again, a group of rotting corpses. Will the return of Baloki to the posting frey snatch him this award? It'll be him or DK.
PSY SEZ: DK.

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Giga Guess chases theundeadhero. I saw theundeadhero, in real life, in a race against four little kids and a guy in a turtle suit. He lost to all of them except the turtle. Giga Guess would not have lost that race, having spent most of his life chasing after young boys. The problem is, that is exactly what he is doing right now, hence hero will sneak the win.
PSY SEZ: theundeadhero.

8.) Best Veteran
He likes to make threads so maybe you will like to vote for him.
PSY SEZ: pureghetto.

9.) Best Regular
Extremely tough contest. I can see 5 or 6 potential winners but those #eoff jerks will kill us all.
PSY SEZ: NeoCracker.

10.) Best Newbie
Goldenboko will go down fighting, but I think ultimately, Bunny has the staying power.
PSY SEZ: Bunny.

11.) Nicest Member
Normally I'd go for innocentenshi, demondude or Jesweeee, but the problem is they will both draw votes from the same area of EoFF.
PSY SEZ: Leeza

12.) Evilest Member
She still hasn't given up the HATE thing.
PSY SEZ: Christmas

13.) Sexiest Male
Well, I should win this on principle, but I'm not as cool as Jowy is.
PSY SEZ: Jowy.

14.) Sexiest Female
I prefer Jess and Lekana to her, but she's still damned fine.
PSY SEZ: Agrias

15.) Cutest Male
He's so cute that I could punch him in the gut.
PSY SEZ: GoldenBoko

16.) Cutest Female
It's a good day for Agrias.
PSY SEZ: Agrias

17.) Best Custom Rank
I don't know. I don't care.
PSY SEZ: Del Murder

18.) Best Avatar
I forgot who Jebus is.
PSY SEZ: Jebus

19.) Best Signature
God hates fraggles clique (featuring smug pseudo-intellectuals like Raistlin. Yeah that's what you get for trying to sass me in your own predictions, n00bcake.) will probably do some damage here.
PSY SEZ: I'm my own MILF

20.) Best Artist
Everybody votes for him no matter what. Go orby.
PSY SEZ: black orb

21.) Best Graphic Designer
She'll make six LJ entries telling us about how she won this Ciddie and how she doesn't deserve it after it happens, probably with a few 4chan jokes which she claims as her own. Fear not, EoFFers without an LJ account (although really, you should get one and add me because I am desperate). I'll leave abusive comments in your stead.
PSY SEZ: Rye

22.) Best Writer
I think he'll just manage to stave off Goldenboko.
PSY SEZ: Behold The Void

23.) Best Poet
I'm picking him just because of his name. That's what all the voters are doing, right?
PSY SEZ: Poetically Pathetic

24.) Best Poster
Bunny and Nominus Experse go head-to-head. I think having a longer user name will give Mr. Experse the tactical advantage.
PSY SEZ: Nominus Experse.

25.) Best Spammer
God I hope that Old Manus beats Yamaneko. I am praying for it.
PSY SEZ: Old Manus.

26.) Best Chatter
Agrias and Jowy duke it out. I'ma say Alice juuuust edges it.
PSY SEZ: Agrias.

27.) Best Usernoter
As long as one of the MFH trio of handsome wins it, I will die a happy death.
PSY SEZ: Cz

28.) Funniest Member
They still eat her comics up.
PSY SEZ: Christmas

29.) Weirdest Member
Has sex with animals and made sure the rest of the forums knew about it by making an elections party dedicated to the "noble art", as he calls it. Enough said.
PSY SEZ: NeoCracker

30.) Horniest Member
He is one sick smurfer to ever want to date Misfit. I did, once, for seventeen minutes. Now look at me.
PSY SEZ: Jowy

31.) Biggest Fanboy/Girl
He still beats his meat to Sony products.
PSY SEZ: Dreddz

32.) Most Mysterious Member
HURRRRR!!!! DUHHH LET'S NOMINATE SOMEONE WHO HASN'T POSTED IN THE PAST SIX MONTHS BECAUSE WE ARE DUMB OLDBIES, HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF!!!!!!! DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRF!!!!!! Not cool, guys. Anyway, speaking of lack of activity,
PSY SEZ: Kawaii Ryukishi.

33.) Most Improved Member
Where oh where has my little Jackpot gone? Oh where oh where can he be?
PSY SEZ: The Fonz

34.) Most Underrated Member
Fighting off Rase and Rocket Edge, the other member whose name begins with R (Rengori is dead to me; he does not count) will just take it.
PSY SEZ: Renmiri.

35.) Most Innocent Member
Oh look at me, I don't view pornography or punch kittens in the face! Give me an award! She has it in her name, and there's been a bit of a snowball growing behind her. Is snowball the right word? Oh I don't care.
PSY SEZ: innocentenshi7

36.) Most Missed Member
Man, I freakin' hate this guy.
PSY SEZ: Dignified Pauper

37.) Most Helpful Gamer

PSY SEZ: Tavrobel

38.) Most Helpful Techy
I have faith in EoFF.
PSY SEZ: o_O

39.) Most Helpful Member
She's got the lunch, the moves and the crunch!
PSY SEZ: Leeza

40.) Cutest Couple
Bet y'all won't see this one coming.
PSY SEZ: ~*~Celes~*~ & ShadowBahamut

Most Likely To...

41.) Be a Cid's Knight
Maybe he'll finally go away after he wins this.
PSY SEZ: Quina

42.) Be Banned
demon = devil; dude = man. Duh duh duh duh DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
PSY SEZ: demondude55

43.) Simply Walk into Mordor
Odd Eye of Sauron, anyone?
PSY SEZ: Odd Eye

44.) Haunt the forums after they die
Hi guys have you seen the latest Phoenix Wright? It's really keen! You can be a totally powerful lawyer who kisses girls!
PSY SEZ: Agent Proto

45.) Win a Ciddie for the first time
He's been here for about 12 years. Surely it is time.
PSY SEZ: Giga Guess

46.) Drown in the Sahara desert
He'll win this one by a landslide, although he'd probably make three threads asking for advice first.
PSY SEZ: Peter_20

47.) Run over a frog and spend the rest of their life crying over it
She likes animals. Everybody knows this.
PSY SEZ: Anaisa

48.) Be Homer
Shiny vs Bert. I chose Shiny because she has Mr. Sparkle in her sig and if you squint your eyes while looking at him, you see Homer Simpson.
PSY SEZ: Shiny

49.) Be Marge
She acts like a disappointed mother whenever she sees you break the rules. It's gotta be-
PSY SEZ: Leeza

50.) Get Together
Giant hairy homosexual + gangsta rapper = EoFF gold.
PSY SEZ: Giga Guess & TyphoonThaReapa