Which came first, the chicken or the leopard?
The chicken.
Have you ever been to LESbos?
No but my uncle is Lesbian

a.)If you have, how was the weather?
I havent O_O;
b.)Did you read a lot of poetry by Sappho?
noperz
c.)Dif you go to the beach?
Yessssss
d.)Did you kiss another gal?
...MAYBE!
e.)If you answered yes to the above question, was it liberating?
It..was interesting...kinda like being mauled by a cat after you drank milk.
f.) Would you go back to Lesbos?
I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE!
Γιατί είστε μια τέτοια αποτυχία
Yati thelo, ke etsi tha ine.
What's your favorite type of Peruvian coffee?
I've never had any peruvian coffee
Llamas? Yay or Nay?
YAYYYYY I SAYYYYY
Who's hair would you rather spend brushing ALL DAY? Condoleeza Rice or Demi Moore?
Demi Moore, it seems shinier
Which has a greater lifespan, the tortoise or the iguana/
Tortiose
Isn't
he hot!?
the dog is opening his mouth and panting, in which case he must be hot because dogs dont have sweat glands and must pant to keep themselves cool
Would you ever spend another day with Roto?
Already have..about four more times.
Also, what do YOU like in YOUR gyro?