Things KH Characters Would Never Say

[Brennan]

*Kairi and Riku are playing KH2*
Kairi: I know how to kill Xemnas in two minuets.
Riku: How?
Kairi: A magic item, sugar!
*Ping! Sora learned "Sugar Rush!"
Final Battle*
Sora: OMGWTFREDBULLGIVESYOUWIINGS!
Xemnas: The Red Bull pun, NOOOO!
Xemnas melts.
Sora: INYOUANDITHEREISANEWLANDANGELSINFLIGHT... *Backwards* ...INEEDMOREAFFECTIONTHANYOUKNOW!
Riku: Wow, that Sugar Rush is too fast.
Kairi: He sang the whole song backwards, and the scene still isn't over!
The next day...
Sora: ISEEDEADPEOPLEISEEDEADPEOPLEISEEDEADPEOPLEI...
*BANG!*
Riku and Kairi: SHUT THE F**k UP!!!:frust::frust:
Sora: IBELIVEICANFLY!
The next day...
Sora (in a bed very pale): Man, that sugar takes a lot of energy.

[Dragonface]

*At TWTNW*

Demyx: I HATE XEMNAS! I HATE HIM! HE'LL PAY FOR THIS!

*Later in the gummi ship 'The One'*
Vexen: Where do we go now?
Xemnas: I don't know...How did The World That Never Was got Flooded to begain with?
Demyx: He he he.



OOC: Demyx can control water, he can also make a flood if you pissed him off too much.

[Clawsze]

(In TWtNW)

Xaldin: Stabbity stab, slash slash slash!

Xemnas: Xaldin, if you do not stop stabbing and cutting nobodies, I may have to change your weapon to 1 spear.

Xaldin: STAB STAB(shaking head)

Xemnas: Okay, good.....(goes to intercom)

Will all members except Xaldin please come to the meeting room, Thank you.

(5 minutes later)

Xemnas: As you all know, Xaldin has been very stabbity of late(looks at the Organization, all of which are bandaged except Zexion and Larxene)

Xigbar: DAMN RIGHT!!!

Marluxia: HE KILLED MY FLOWER!!!!

Axel: He.....cut.....my hair.....(sobs)

Xemnas: I have a suggestion on how to sort this......permanent......kitchen duty.

(2 weeks later)

Xemnas: Good job Xaldin, you are showing real pro-OW!!!(sucks on little finger, now bleeding)

Xaldin: You....no.....touch...food.....MINE!!!(eats food)

Demyx: My cookies, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!(tries to hurt self with Sitar)

Vexen: He is very-

Larxene: SHUT UP, NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!

Vexen:........

Zexion: He seems to become obsessed with anything he does.....I have a plan....something he can't become obsessed with....which NO ONE can....

(10 minutes later)

Axel: You are a cruel man Zex, I mean, REALLY CRUEL!!!

(Xaldin is tied up in Duct tape to a chair and gagged.....with his face to the the TV watching......Teletubbies)

Axel: So, Zex, where'd the tapes come from....

Demyx: MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME, MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Axel: Ok.....you gave him sugar!?!

Zexion: It was that or a state of the art 102 inch Plasma TV.....do you know how expensive they are on Ebay?

Demyx: Oo, I know a song.....I BOUGHT IT OF EEEEBBBBAAAAYYYYY!!!!

Xaldin: MMMMmmmmmmmm

[Alsray]

When they find out about Parody songs....

Sora: Lets sing aa song!!!
Riku & Kairi: NOOO!
Sora: A used, pink bath robe...
Riku & Kairi:STOP!!!
sora:A rare, mint snow-globe!!
Riku & Kairi:PLEASE STOP!!!
Sora:A smurf TV tray, I bought on eBay
Riku & Kairi: We Like the Smurfs!!
*in Walks Mickey*
Mickey: watcha doing?
Riku & Kairi:Sora wont stop singing, and we like the smurfs!!!
Mickey: What...the...F***.....LETS SING MORE WIERD AL!!!!!!!!!

*sora and mickey start singing the rest of "eBay"

[Jessweeee♪]

sora: i am not gay

I'm sorry, I usually refrain from doing this sort of thing, but that was just awful.

You get four frowny faces.

[Clawsze]

sora: i am not gay

I'm sorry, I usually refrain from doing this sort of thing, but that was just awful.

You get four frowny faces.

DUNDUNDUN!!!!

Sora: That's nasty

Xemnas: Indeed

[Gloc 9]

jeeez this thread has been up since forever

yeah me!

jst 10 more days left!!!

[Clawsze]

Sora: I'm on drugs......

Riku: We know.

Sora: I'm on drugs......

Riku: We know!

Sora: I'm on-(Is hit on head)

Riku: WE KNOW!!!

Kairi: Calm down Riku, he only thinks he's a druggie because he had to take an asprin for his headache.

[Brennan]

Sora: I got level3 glide!
*Sora jumps over the ledge of the TWTNW castle*
Sora: I beleve I can glide!
*Controller short-circuts, and Sora plunges down*
Axle: Sora is dead. D-E-A-D. Got it memo-
*Shotgun*
Riku: STFUYOURETARD!
*Axle is telling Sora about Xemnas*
Axle: That guy you just saw. He's their leader, got it memorized?
M-A-N-S-E-X.
Xemnas: How long has it been since I abandoned that name?
Saix: We will be sure he recieves the proper punishment.

[Clawsze]

"The proper punishment"

Axel is tied to a chair in a sound proof room with Demyx, who is holding his Sitar and has a microphone on a stand.

Axel: No...

Demyx: (breathes in)

Axel: NO!!

Demyx: Mmyyyy....

Axel:NONONONONOOOOOoooo.....!!!!

Demyx: (sings Oscar Meyer Bologna song really fast repeatedly for 12 hours)

[Formalhaut]

"But don't forget..."

"You are the one who will open the door..."

Sora: AWW I DON'T WANNA!! ASK RIKU!

"Wtf! Open it! Look the doors jammed! Please!"

Sora: NO!

"*Sob*"

[Cledarius]

Scene: Sora discovers a new keyhole.

Donald + Goofy: Go Sora go, close it!
Sora:.... Hmmmm....I don't know...how bout....
*Riku appears*
Riku: What the hell you doing!? Do your friggin' job!
Sora: Hi Riku! Nah I don't think i'll do that!
Riku: Fiiiine! So I'll do it!
Sora: you can't!
Riku: Hah! I can! Why not?
Sora: Well...how should i tell you this?? You are *whispers* not programmed for that?
Riku: What was that?
Sora: Errrrr...nothing...
Riku: Tell me or....
Sora: Or what?
Riku: Ah I'm sick of this! I'm gonna do it!
Sora: Errr, no you're not!
Riku: Shut up!
*Riku tries and fails*
Riku: Damn why!!!???
Donald + Goofy: Hey Sora what did you want to say at the beginning of this weird conversation?
Sora: Oh yes...yes right of course! I was thinking, what would happen if I open the keyhole instead of closing it.
Riku + Donald + Goofy: WHAT! Are you crazy!!!!
Sora: Well...maybe, so I'm just gonna try it right now!
Riku: Get him! Stop him!
*Sora's too fast and opens the keyhole. Millions of Heartless appear, flooding the world!*
Riku: Oh crap!
Sora: So that happens....very intresting
*Xemnas appears*
Xemnas. Indeed!
*Sora and Xemnas start a duett in mad laughting*

[Dragonface]

~ At Sora's house ~

*Riku & Kairi enter*
Kairi: Um Sora, what are you playing?
Sora: Clock Tower.
Riku: WHAT?!? Dude, that game is EVIL!!!
Sora: So what?

~ Mean while at TWTNW, in the meeting room... ~

Xemnas: This meeting is just updating of what happen...
*Siscers Man enter*
SM:*Snip**Snip**Snip*
*Xemnas been killed by SM*
Saix: EVERYNOONE, RUN FOR YOU NON-LIVES!
*All Nobodies left TWTNW to hide from SM*

[Clawsze]

~ At Sora's house ~

*Riku & Kairi enter*
Kairi: Um Sora, what are you playing?
Sora: Clock Tower.
Riku: WHAT?!? Dude, that game is EVIL!!!
Sora: So what?

~ Mean while at TWTNW, in the meeting room... ~

Xemnas: This meeting is just updating of what happen...
*Siscers Man enter*
SM:*Snip**Snip**Snip*
*Xemnas been killed by SM*
Saix: EVERYNOONE, RUN FOR YOU NON-LIVES!
*All Nobodies left TWTNW to hide from SM*

W........T........F

[stalpho slayer]

when was this thread started