Awesomely Bad Jokes.

[Tigmafuzz]

who wants to help me take on the elephant army?

i need money to help support tank fuel

:sophia: :sophia: :sophia: :sophia: :sophia:

[Rengori]

*snip*

[Tigmafuzz]

well, i lost to a PINK and i repeat PINK elephant because i had no support.
thanks guys. really.

hm? we're talking about handicapped people now? i thought this was about bad jokes or something?

[Ramza Beoulve]

First scene: Oscar steals a bank and he gives up.
Second scene: Another Oscar steals another bank and he gives up.
Third scene: Another Oscar steals another bank and he gives up.
What is the name of the act?
The Oscars

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First scene: A blind seeing the sun
Second scene: A blind seeing the sun
Third scene: A blind seeing the sun
What is the name of the movie?
Vision: Impossible

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First act: Me
Second act: Me
Third act: Me
Fourth act: Me
Fifth act: Me
Sixth act: Me
Seventh act: Me
What is the name of the theatre play?
The Seven Wonders of the World

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First act: Porky is flying
Second act: Porky is flying again.
Third act: Porky lands
What is the name of the cartoon?
Airporky

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First scene: An Elephant playing a guitar solo.
Second scene: A Hippo playing the drums.
Third scene: A Rhino singing a metal song.
What is the name of the act?
Heavy Metal.

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First scene: You find cheese in the way
Second scene: You find butter in the way
Third scene: You find yogurth in the way
What's the name of the way?
The Milky Way

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First scene: Indiana Jones goes to a crusade and survives.
Second scene: Indiana Jones goes to another crusade and survives.
Third scene: Indiana Jones goes to another crusade and dies.
What's the name of the movie?
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

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First scene: The verb To Be appears on TV
Second scene: Another verb To Be appears on TV
Third scene: A third verb To Be appears on TV
Fourth scene: A fourth verb To Be appears on TV
What's the name of the TV program?
Teletubbies

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First scene: A general.
Second scene: An electric chair.
Third scene: The general in the electric chair with company.
What's the name of the act?
General Electric Company.

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First act: A general
Second act: A motor
Third act: The general in the motor
What's the name of the act?
General Motors

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First scene: Three cats climb up a tree
Second scene: The first cat gets off the tree with a ladder
Third scene: The seconds cat gets off the tree with a ladder, and steals the ladder. How does the third cat comes down?
Furious!

[Mr.SimpleandClean]

Joke Number 1

Two antennas got married, the wedding was crap but the reception was excellent

Joke number 2

two tampons were walking down the street and needed to discuss their current situation... which one spoke first?

Neither they were both stuck up b!tche$.

[Comet]

How does a blonde kill a fish?

She drowns it.

[boys from the dwarf]

how do you get 1,000 Pikachus on a bus?

You Poke 'em on!

[Markus. D]

That superman one was priceless. xD

I also chuckled.

[Veles]

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

-"Where is my tractor?"

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[Tigmafuzz]

First act: Me
Second act: Me
Third act: Me
Fourth act: Me
Fifth act: Me
Sixth act: Me
Seventh act: Me
What is the name of the theatre play?
The Seven Wonders of the World

Good one.

[Leeza]

OOC:	Anyone else making very bad jokes about people less fortunate than themselves will be receiving warnings.

[Eiko Guy]

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

-"Where is my tractor?"

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Wow I think i got herpes.

Umm amazingly bad joke.....

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ccuz 7 8 9.

Yep. I'm better at good jokes and situational comedy. Thank you will and grace.

good joke.....
Warm nuts?

[Bunny]

OOC:	Anyone else making very bad jokes about people less fortunate than themselves will be receiving warnings.

Why would a person get in trouble for a joke? It is a joke.

[Nominus Experse]

Hau Long is a Chinese man

*Note: It's best when spoken, rather than read. However, even then, it's smurfing stupid.

[CimminyCricket]

I lol'd