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Quote Originally Posted by ReloadPsi View Post
The bottle would be filled with nerve gas, so...

"You're dead, bitch."
And you'd get this nerve gas... Where?
See that's just it: Dropping the message in water (if you live long enough) would reveal the preceding hidden words "Might as well suspend your disbelief, because"

They have to be hidden so I don't get caught breaking the three-word rule at the time of writing.