Shiza~!, is HITLER

[daggertrepe]

Hitler is not smexsay

[Takara]

Hitler is not smexsay

Well, he's kinda dead too. Unless you're into necrophilia, he's definitively not smexay.

[Radje]

I'd say Kefka was pretty dead too, mind you.

[Heath]

The Empire's uniforms are nowhere near as snappy as the Nazis'.

The SA (Sturmabteilung) and the Empire both have brown uniforms though, coincidentally.

[Christmas]

Gesthal is a little puppy that escaped from the shelter trying to seek a better life. He is just misguided.

[Jowy]

I did cocaine in a bathroom once and had a lot of crazy thoughts; this was never one of them.