Quote Originally Posted by Anaisa View Post
I don't sleep naked. I think it would be horrible. I don't like sleeping without socks on, but sometimes I try it because I can't find my bed socks. An then I wish that I'd bothered, because my feet get uncosy, so then I have to move the quilt into a posi<b></b>tion where their wrapped up properly. That's probably the same sort of situation that would happen if I attempted to sleep naked. An what if someone breaks into my house an needs beating to death?! I can't beat them to death when I'm naked, that would be undignified.
I can't fall asleep if i'm wearing socks.

And why can't you bear someone to death naked? You could at least make their last moments pleasant by showing the goods, amirite?