If you were teleported into the FFVI world...

[Avarice-ness]

> >. We have the best water drainage system EVER KNOWN TO MAN.

Good God, I'm sold, sign me up!

I guess Zozo must have a good drainage system if it manages to be habitable. Though I guess the bandits could just steal bottles of it.

=D! Yep! So come on! Sign your name on the line and you'll be our new best friend!

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Too bad there aernt any guns or explosives

COME ON REN LET'S GO THROW SOME OF THOSE BOMBS AROUND!! =D

IN JIDOOR RIGHT?

WHY OF COURSE!

While Avarice-ness was trying to promote Zozo I'd be Kefka's bit on the side.

Pfft, I'm Kefka's best buddy ever. He won't kill me because he knows I wouldn't mind being killed by him AND I'm the cheif reason his cults work out so well. He wants to be a god, I'll make him a god.

PRAISE BE TO KEFKA~

Yeah but what will he do when you're off making his cults work out well? Naturally I'd be there to entertain him.

*anxiously awaiting the catfight*

You'd like that wouldn't you!?

I've even got your costumes picked out =)

...but come to think of it, I can't help being a /little/ weirded out that the question is "what would you do if you were in FFVI" and the only answers I have are at least borderline pervy.

...and least I haven't strayed into the realm of human-on-moogle sex. Yet. We'd all better just hope I don't come up with a way to figure out which ones are female. Or stop caring.

Wow, every sentence in that paragraph was a turn for the worse. That's gotta be a record of some kind.

AS OF JULY 31, 2007, ,,, IS DECLARED AND HONORARY ZOZONIAN SOLEY BECAUSE OF THAT POST!