They call it Lynx down my way, too. I wish they wouldn’t do that. I’m pretty sure that we don’t already have deodorant called Axe. Maybe it’s because they feared we would be stupid enough to think it’s a weapon? You know, because we’re all inbred woodsmen. Not that Lynx isn’t as terrifying a name as Axe. Oh, a can of vicious wild cats! How can we be trusted to spray this on our bodies? No doubt the vast hippie population of my country mistook it for canned essence of lynx (like lynx balm or something) and protested outside the Lynx (or Axe) HQ. Hmm. Perhaps they (they being those behind this whole Lynx/Axe thing) trusted that my people would be just so uneducated that we wouldn’t even know what a lynx was? I wouldn’t be surprised, actually; we are fairly barbaric. Durr.. hey! Look at this word! It has an x and a y in it! It must be cool, so I will buy it. But whatever. We even have the same commercials, just with different cans. I think Rengori or someone told me about the Axe advertisement with the Generic Brand version of Morgan Freeman in it, except instead of holding a can of Lynx, he was holding a can of Axe. This was before the nightmares started. They are pretty much unrelated to Lynx and Axe (and possibly deodorants altogether), so I won’t go on about them. Oh, I don’t use Lynx or Axe, or anything really. I’m just too inconsiderate of others to take so much care.