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I had this awesome theory about the invention of the Chip. You see, the Spaniards made these tortilla tacos, and some dumb German hit the taco and a chipped a piece off. The guy was like, "Oh hell son, you chipped my shell. Now what am I supposed to do with this..... chip!?" Next thing you know, Americans get fat. All of our problems come from the Spanish accidents and Germain clumsiness.

I think this sounds accurate. Bettar?