Intro-duction

[Værn]

Heeeeeey...I'm new here, just sayin hi to everyone. This is awkward. I never know what to say in an introduction. Maybe I should juggle. Yes, juggling seems like the appropriate thing to do. *Juggles*

How well can you juggle? Can you juggle a piano? I think you should be able to juggle a piano. *Throws piano*
Meow... I'm Værn. If you're a clown than just keep the creepy huge shoes, your freaky face paint, and your scary giant red nose off while you're around me. I'm afraid of clowns.
Clowns are always bright and colorful, but never in a cute way. They're always bright and colorful in the scariest way possible. It's like under all of the paint, clothes, and laughter you can sense that they're dead inside, and the only reason that they became clowns is because through their blind depression they had no better way to let their their lives waste away...