Going Naked

[Shlup]

My husband does not seem to mind that I enjoy being naked.

[Araciel]

all the time. it's ok i guess...doesn't excite me or anything

[fredsanford]

Being naked is fun but what usually comes after is even more fun.

[Lucavi Rocks]

Lazlow: “Alright Liberty City, you are listening to Chatterbox, the show that is the number one reason…for the success of the internet. Alright, let’s take a call…who’s on the line?”
Caller: “Clothes!”
Lazlow: “Wh…what about them?!”
Caller: “Clothes!”
Lazlow: “What are you talking about??”
Caller: “Lazlow…clothes!! Clothes, Lazlow! I hate ‘em, I just hate ‘em!”
Lazlow: “Eh…we’re a…we’re all about opinions on Chatterbox, which is er…Liberty City’s premiere phone-in station. But…why don’t you like clothes…?”
Caller: “I just hate them, they’re so constricting! I mean does a lion wear clothes? And the lion is the king of the jungle! So why can’t I, a humble citizen, go naked!?!”
Lazlow: “Well I mean I guess a lion has two distinct advantages over you. One, I mean you say a king, and therefore it can ex, I mean you say a king, and therefore it can exercise it’s royal prerogative to not wear clothes, and two, it’s a cat, and therefore doesn’t have to, and three, I mean…now that I think about it…if you want to try to dress a lion you can, but…I…I guess what we’re learning is that life can be a little unfair at times!”
Caller: “I’m naked, Lazlow!! I’m naked!!”
Lazlow: “I…you know…I really didn’t need to know that!”
Caller: “Why Lazlow, why? Does it offend you?? I was born naked, I’m gonna die naked! I’m going to live naked! So there! There’s nothing wrong with being naked!! It’s so invigorating feeling the hot leather of a chair…or the cool wind from the north on your naked body.”
Lazlow: “I..I…I’m gonna have to cut you off…”
Caller: “Don’t you believe in free speech…and free expression? No, of course you don’t…all you believe in is free drinks!! I’m naked and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it! I’m naked and I feel sooo good!”
Lazlow: “Wh…what about winter!?!”
Caller: “What d’you mean?!”
Lazlow: “You know…I mea…what about winter?! When the wind blows, and it’s really cold…I mean…do you prance about like a ninny waiting for your privates to go blue??”
Caller: “I was born naked and I’m gonna die naked!!”
Lazlow: “Eh-heh…and all shriveled up by the sound of things!”
Caller: “Winter was invented by clothing companies! Clothes are unnecessary. They’re ugly! Have you ever cooked in the nude??”
Lazlow: “Nah…look is this leading anywhere, cos I mean, we’ve got a lot of other people waiting to talk about real things here…!”
Caller: “Nudity is real! Open your eyes! Take off your pants, come on!! Come on Lazlow, you can be a figure-head for Liberty City naturists! We have more members now for the first time since 1977. Nudity is back! A lot of people are into nudity and really understand the spiritual side.”
Lazlow: “What?!? Hanging out with loads of naked chicks? I mean I see the fun in it, but…I just think that clothes have distinct advantages. Like…like not accidentally cooking yourself, or…or when you’re working on a building…!”
Caller: “We’re not swingers! It’s not about sex. It’s about being one with the world.”
Lazlow: “Alright dude, groovy, hug a rainbow…”

[Nominus Experse]

I enjoy being nude for the most part, but i refuse to cook whilst naked. It's just.. uncomfortable.

And eating toast is rather frustrating when wearing only your skin: all the crumbs are caught by my chest and stomach - and sometimes my pubic - hair. Crumbs in pubic hair = NO GOOD.

[Dirufan]

I enjoy being nude for the most part, but i refuse to cook whilst naked. It's just.. uncomfortable.

And eating toast is rather frustrating when wearing only your skin: all the crumbs are caught by my chest and stomach - and sometimes my pubic - hair. Crumbs in pubic hair = NO GOOD.

No bueno. Not that I can say I've been there myself. I'd have to say it's the slight equivalent to crabs.

[Rostum]

During sex, after sex, shower. That's about it.

[Jojee]

I like to wear at least panties xP Although I can hardly walk around without a decent amount of clothing now, there's always people around. I have 3 roomies~ 2 summers ago I was a bit of a nudist. xD

[Slade]

Going naked is pure awesomness. Haven't done it in so long. I guess I'll put it on the agenda for tomorrow

[Captain Maxx Power]

I'm often naked around the house.

[The Real Dark Messenger]

I love going around nude in the morning, it's so relaxing, but I can't spend a whole day walking around like that. Wouldn't feel right to make dinner while walking around naked, he he.

[Caraliz]

Being self concious + naked = nightmare.

[Mirage]

I love going around nude in the morning, it's so relaxing, but I can't spend a whole day walking around like that. Wouldn't feel right to make dinner while walking around naked, he he.

the only problem is that hot stuff from the foodmaking might get on your skin and private parts.

[Namelessfengir]

bacon!!! oh god. but i dont do it so much now cuz im ussually assleap when this house is empty

[bipper]

I don't mind it so much, except when things start getting thrown at me.