Quote Originally Posted by The Fonz View Post
"*The Fonz - Exploded, Day 4"

Damn Pop Rocks and Pepsi.
Are you a bird? I heard birds can't burp/fart and if you somehow managed to feed them Alka-Seltzer (or drink carbonated beverages) they would eventually explode from the built up gas. Of course, this is based on grade school playground rumors, so I don't know how reliable it is...