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    In an interesting turn of events, it seems as though God has responded to the Senator that sued him.

    'God' apparently responds to lawsuit - Yahoo! News

    A legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response. One of two court filings from "God" came Wednesday under otherworldly circumstances, according to John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.
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    "This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here — poof!" Friend said.

    State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

    Chambers, a self-proclaimed agnostic who often criticizes Christians, said his filing was triggered by a federal lawsuit he considers frivolous. He said he's trying to makes the point that anybody can sue anybody.

    Not so, says "God." His response argues that the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction.

    It adds that blaming God for human oppression and suffering misses an important point.

    "I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you," according to the response, as read by Friend.

    There was no contact information on the filing, although St. Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness, Friend said.

    A second response from "God" disputing Chambers' allegations lists a phone number for a Corpus Christi law office. A message left for that office was not immediately returned Thursday.

    Attempts to reach Chambers by phone and at his Capitol office Thursday were unsuccessful.
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    Hey, his counterpoint has a point!

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    Finally someone who will do something about this gay God.

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    Yay, my taxpayer dollars continue to be wasted...
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    I like this story. It's frivolous and makes a good point. However a better (ie I invented it) lawsuit would be to sue the ancestry of the first humans (ie you would sue gorillas and chimpanzees as well as virtually all humans) for developing the tendencies towards violence that they most assuredly did.
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    This is fantastic.

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    Well that's pretty neat. I wonder if someone just did it in God's name though... which'd be a little disapointing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooglebunni608 View Post
    Well that's pretty neat. I wonder if someone just did it in God's name though... which'd be a little disapointing.
    From my comprehension of the situation it looks like they just wrote it up and called a newspaper.
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    You tell em god!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pureghetto View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mooglebunni608 View Post
    Well that's pretty neat. I wonder if someone just did it in God's name though... which'd be a little disapointing.
    From my comprehension of the situation it looks like they just wrote it up and called a newspaper.
    No way!!! It's the real God!! >:</>( He has spoken!


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    First that meteor in peru and now this! Two of the seals of revelations have been opened. Even the bear calvary is smurfed now people!




    PS. I dunno why I ended this post with Raist's preception of God (:quin, but perhaps it's cause the seals are out of order. I 'ma gettin my club.

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    God resides in heaven, where is he gonna find a lawyer?

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    Lulz, I love it! This is good humours.

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    God is a G son!!!!


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