What is your biggest secret ever?

[Larahl]

I once ate a banana with melted cheese on it, and liked it.

[Vikeve]

Pfft, there is no way I'm teling my secrets here.

[blackmage_nuke]

I stole the cookie from the cookie jar

[Evastio]

I guess we're supposed to be sarcastic here. If not someone tell me sarcastically that we aren't suppose to.

My secret is I'm really Bill Cosby while you're not.

[The Unknown Guru]

I stole the cookie jar.

Seriously. I stole a cookie jar.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Behind the facade I put on here, I am actually a diabolic hell-being bent on world domination through the sacrifice of souls to the Great Serpent, Leviathan. Once that is completed, I will take over the world.

Now you must all gather and be offered to Leviathan. Please line up in an orderly fashion in front of the bloodied alter.

[I Took the Red Pill]

I guess we're supposed to be sarcastic here. If not someone tell me sarcastically that we aren't suppose to.

Why would you even think that? That is a terrible thing to think, your deepest secret should be that you are a terrible man.

[Captain Maxx Power]

I stole the cookie from the cookie jar

Urg, I hate that song. We once started singing it at Primary School and it went on for at least half an hour. I had to punch out the person whose turn it was just to stop it. 'Course they never thanked me for it. Useless ingrates.

[Madame Adequate]

I genuinely believe that words and ideas can change the world.

[Lawr]

I don't like Pirates or Red Mages.

[Fatal Impurity]

I had sexual intercourse with Goldenboko...

His feathers are ever so soft...

[Rengori]

I had sexual intercourse with Goldenboko...

His feathers are ever so soft...

Bestiality is bad, mmkay?

[Proxy]

I don't think Hitler was a bad guy at all. He wanted world unity.

[Lawr]

The Jews were killed because of a promise acutally.

[Proxy]

The Jews were killed because of a promise acutally.

AND trustworthy.

Besides all this, I'm polish, and I'm accepting it. So nya.