Mmmmm, let me lick the day.

[Rye]

Tell me about your day, no matter how mundane it was, but make it interesting somehow by the way you tell it. I think this is a good way to exercise your imagination, you silly sally. I'm bored and quite interested and hearing this stuff. :kaoyatta:

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Armed with only $30 dollars, warm Ugg boots, and extreme indifference to oncoming traffic in the parking lot, your adorable protagonist, Jessica, faced the quest of buying hamburger buns and an adorable scarf in the parking lot in which TJ Maxx is contained.

She couldn't find the hamburger buns, so she needed an wise elderly lady to help direct her to bread aisle.

She had a lot of fun using the self-check out machine to buy said hamburger buns. She let out sounds of squeee when no one was watching, as she pushed the big buttons.

She then got lost in the parking lot for a good 15 minutes, because she couldn't remember where she parked the damn car (#^#$77fDHHgdfFDHFDHareforksling said she, wimpering shyly, braced against the cold blowing winds) to drop off the hamburger buns. She though she parked it in front of Walgreens, but apparently she parked it on the other side of the parking lot, near TJ Maxx, for some odd reason. Oh, you!

She then spent her time frolicking in her place of soul crushing labor trying on long flowing Scottish scarves of various colors, toiling over whether to buy the pastel rainbow or the fire and earth tones. She hogged the mirror because she's narcissistic. She reveled in the glares of jealous from fellow employees forced to work both Saturday and Sunday and she tried on adorable pink headbands. Mmmmmmmmmm!

Happiness! And she DID find her car right away the second time! End! :kaohappy2

[Bunny]

I woke up and touched myself in naughty place. Then I played WoW.

That should interest the majority of you.

[Rye]

I woke up and touched myself in naughty place. Then I played WoW.

That should interest the majority of you.

Bun-Bun! So your hairy palms are not from being a bunny! :kaoupset:

[NeoTifa]

hahahahaha omg. i got up from post-homecoming fatigue and left to go to g-mas. still here posting and doing english hw

[escobert]

I woke up to the phone. My friend Brandon wanted to go for a cruise. That was 10:30ish. Got home around noon. Played a little guild wars. Bears game started at 1 so I watched that. They lost. I am now playing more guild wars

[JackNapier]

Woke up, gave girlfriend her Anniversary gift (Smallville season 4) received mine (silver chain). Hung out with her until around 3. Have been browsing teh interwebz and playing Kingdom Hearts 2 ever since.

[JerseyMage]

Tell me about your day, no matter how mundane it was, but make it interesting somehow by the way you tell it. I think this is a good way to exercise your imagination, you silly sally. I'm bored and quite interested and hearing this stuff. :kaoyatta:

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Armed with only $30 dollars, warm Ugg boots, and extreme indifference to oncoming traffic in the parking lot, your adorable protagonist, Jessica, faced the quest of buying hamburger buns and an adorable scarf in the parking lot in which TJ Maxx is contained.

She couldn't find the hamburger buns, so she needed an wise elderly lady to help direct her to bread aisle.

She had a lot of fun using the self-check out machine to buy said hamburger buns. She let out sounds of squeee when no one was watching, as she pushed the big buttons.

She then got lost in the parking lot for a good 15 minutes, because she couldn't remember where she parked the damn car (#^#$77fDHHgdfFDHFDHareforksling said she, wimpering shyly, braced against the cold blowing winds) to drop off the hamburger buns. She though she parked it in front of Walgreens, but apparently she parked it on the other side of the parking lot, near TJ Maxx, for some odd reason. Oh, you!

She then spent her time frolicking in her place of soul crushing labor trying on long flowing Scottish scarves of various colors, toiling over whether to buy the pastel rainbow or the fire and earth tones. She hogged the mirror because she's narcissistic. She reveled in the glares of jealous from fellow employees forced to work both Saturday and Sunday and she tried on adorable pink headbands. Mmmmmmmmmm!

Happiness! And she DID find her car right away the second time! End! :kaohappy2

This story is a cliffhanger, you never said which scarf you bought.

[Rye]

Tell me about your day, no matter how mundane it was, but make it interesting somehow by the way you tell it. I think this is a good way to exercise your imagination, you silly sally. I'm bored and quite interested and hearing this stuff. :kaoyatta:

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Armed with only $30 dollars, warm Ugg boots, and extreme indifference to oncoming traffic in the parking lot, your adorable protagonist, Jessica, faced the quest of buying hamburger buns and an adorable scarf in the parking lot in which TJ Maxx is contained.

She couldn't find the hamburger buns, so she needed an wise elderly lady to help direct her to bread aisle.

She had a lot of fun using the self-check out machine to buy said hamburger buns. She let out sounds of squeee when no one was watching, as she pushed the big buttons.

She then got lost in the parking lot for a good 15 minutes, because she couldn't remember where she parked the damn car (#^#$77fDHHgdfFDHFDHareforksling said she, wimpering shyly, braced against the cold blowing winds) to drop off the hamburger buns. She though she parked it in front of Walgreens, but apparently she parked it on the other side of the parking lot, near TJ Maxx, for some odd reason. Oh, you!

She then spent her time frolicking in her place of soul crushing labor trying on long flowing Scottish scarves of various colors, toiling over whether to buy the pastel rainbow or the fire and earth tones. She hogged the mirror because she's narcissistic. She reveled in the glares of jealous from fellow employees forced to work both Saturday and Sunday and she tried on adorable pink headbands. Mmmmmmmmmm!

Happiness! And she DID find her car right away the second time! End! :kaohappy2

This story is a cliffhanger, you never said which scarf you bought.

I bought the reddish one, because the rainbow one was more of a baby pastel rainbow, rather than flaming gay rainbow, which is my favorite kind.

[Fonzie]

I woke up and touched myself in naughty place. Then I played [strike]WoW[/strike] Halo 3.

That should interest the majority of you.

[Rengori]

I was expecting something dirty in the title when i saw the "Mmmmm, let me lick the d-"

Anyway, I woke up, started watching TV, fapped, went on EoFF, played guitar, went back on EoFF, played guitar again, went on EoFF again and that's it.

[Woodinator]

Hmm I woke up, remenisced on a fun night I had last night and the silly things I did..then i went to go get food with friends and then watched kill bill 2 and now I'm putting offwriting a draft for tomorrow morning

[Seraphic]

Woke up at around 10:40 ish to the sound of my dog barking at Jehovas Witness' knocking on the door. I auto-iggied them,threw my dog outside, and went to lay down for a bit more.
I found out that degrassi was being played now on a network television that I HAVE,so I just HAD to watch an episode...or two...and a half ;3.
Had a nice visit with my father at a chinese buffet. My fortune was kinda backwards...but when I opened the cookie it was upside down,so I've deduced that its just like tarot cards;when its upside down,it takes on the opposite meaning.
Fortune cookies are SERIOUS business :O
Came back home and started writing my journal entries for Sociology....how boring ;/

[Breine]

It's only 12:45 PM here where I'm at so this day hasn't been going on for that long yet. Anyway, since you're interested in hearing about it :P

I woke up at 10:30 AM and found the house completely empty. I had thought that my little sister would be home, but she wasn't. I got out of bed, walked into the living room, turned on the TV and made myself some breakfast (frost flakes). I couldn't find anything interesting on TV and so I ended up watching half an episode of America's Next Top Model where a whole lot of bitching was going on.. silly girls. Anyway, I then emptied the dish washer, which my lovely sister had left for me, walked upstairs and shaved.. which was much needed if I may add. ..And now I'm sitting here by the computer, posting and listening to some radio

[Madame Adequate]

After clawing out of bed, reluctantly but realizing that I had already slept at least an hour longer than I wanted to (Well actually about eight more than I wanted to, but as long as I have to, I'd at least like to not waste too long on it). Then I dressed myself, with particular expertise I might add, not a single thing is backwards or inside out! Result.

After I was presentable, I exited my bedroom. A small, orange bundle of fur shouted at me. Hmmmm... "Hello Jinx!" I said. He shouted again, skinny and indignant. Now let me tell you something about the cats - there are four of them, and you can't trust a single one of them. Jinx is the worst liar ever about being hungry. Sugi is genuinely hungry more, but he shouts when he knows it isn't time for food. Murphl0rt and Teeko are more trustworthy, but they will still lie on occasion, so you have to be wary.

Fortunately, Sugi is on a diet, and this diet means he has a daily ration. You can therefore deduce whether or not it is proper to distribute cat food by examining his food ration tub. Today, I examined it, and they had only had breakfast! Well it was midday by the time I got up, which means cat lunchtime! Plagued by them and constantly shouted at to remind me to do exactly what I was in the middle of doing, I fought through the distractions and successfully distributed the food in the correct places, as well as the cats.

You see, each cat gets different food. Sugi is on diet food. Teeko gets regular indoor adult cat food. Jinx gets indoor kitten food. L0rt gets wet food. There are varying reasons for this, but what it boils down to is, only Teeko and Jinx can be in the same room to each, as they take no interest in each other's food. If there is any other inter-cat interaction at mealtimes, however, someone's food will be stolen. So, with Herculean effort, I put the cats with the correct cat food. It's like a puzzle.

After I had fed them, I got mail! HUZZAHS! A large sum of money will be given to me by my university largely on the basis that I am fantastically intelligent. A smaller sum has been credited on the basis that I'm fairly poor. I fired up the computer to regale all with tales of this. Then I put away the cat food, once they had eaten, and set about a few more websites, including our very own EoFF, which is where you find me now.

And now I must go! For I am not as clean as I could be, and it is time for me to shower. I know, ladies and most gentlemen, how attractive and tempting that image is, but I'm afraid that for most of you it will never be anything more than your imagination.

Oh, and the entire time I've been on the computer I've been listening to Still Alive from Portal. Best ending song ever.

[Peegee]

Yesterday was an exciting day of waking up at 3:30pm and slacking off until Simpsons! Then after that I noobed up a little, skipped working out, and AZNED it up HARDCOARE! ^_^

really, I didn't do anything yesterday. Sundays are days where I supremely slack off.