Things KH Characters Would Never Say

[Clawsze]

[Why can he die?]
*Sora and Kairi are 'making-out' while Riku getting a sneak peek at them*
Sora: Oh Kairi.
Kairi: Sora.
Riku: THATS IT! *Chop Sora's head off*
Kairi: RIKU!
Riku: Now that Sora's out of the way...
*Sora had Reload*
Sora: Riku! Why did you do that?
Riku: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*Ran away*
Kairi: What was that Sora?
Sora: Beats me. Now where we were before Riku attack me?
Kairi: Ah yes...*Sora and Kairi went back to 'making-out'*

[theres too many!]
~ in the Underworld ~
Hades: *Sigh* Man it soooo boring today...
Sora: Umm...
Hades: Huh? Oh right over there.
Sora: Thanks. *Walk thought the door to dead*
Hades: First soul of the day...
Sora: Hello!
Hades: Huh? What the...*Saw a line of SORAS!*...well damn!
*Later...*
Hades: That Door is full now...
Sora: Hey!
Hades: Huh?...!!!*See that the Underworld taking over by a ARMY of SORA*...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Later...*
~ At TWTNW ~
Xemnas: Ok everynoone, we need a plan if ever going to live after this.
All Other Nobodies: .........
Axel: We could just leave this world.
All Other Nobodies: YES! WE MUST LEAVE NOW!
Xemnas: NO! I WILL NOT LEAVE WITHOUT KINGDOM HEARTS!*Axel waving a Kingdom Heart game*...Ok we leave now!
*Later...*
~ At Disney Castle ~
Riku: Whats going on?
King Mickey: Well, we just be reported that TWTNW has been rename as 'TWTFOS' (Short for 'The World Thats Full Of Soras')
Riku: ...WHAT! but Sora's right next to me!
Sora(No.5372535743): Yea you dimwitted mouse!

hey can i add 2 th@?

You can add anything, look back to when me and Storm-Ninja owned this thread, we just carried on the stories, speaking of which, we may make....EPISODE 2!!!


Sora is in Disney Castle when....5 members of Org XIII appear.

Roxas: HI BIG BROTHER.
Axel: Make that joke again and I will KILL YOU....

What are they here for? find out in 5 minutes...or days, I forget.

Sora: ROXAS(In a DiZ kinda way)

Demyx: READY....

Leaxeus: Earth....

Axel: FIRE, FIRE, FIRE, FIRE IS TEH UBER!!!!!!111one!!!1eleven!

Xaldin: STAB!!! STAB!!!!(Trranslation=WIND!!!)

Demyx: DANCE WATER DANCE!!!!

Roxas: HEART!!!(Sora: I am not his other....)

???: With your powers combined I am.....CAPTAIN PLA-I MEAN CAPTAIN MARLUXIA!!!!!

Sora: That is wrong in so many ways....wait a minute...whats Xaldin doing to Axel....

Xaldin: MY STAB-STAB, STABBITY!!!!(Give me the Chakram you Mother F*****)

Axel: I hate life....or non-life....whatever.

[Xanalia]

[Why can he die?]
*Sora and Kairi are 'making-out' while Riku getting a sneak peek at them*
Sora: Oh Kairi.
Kairi: Sora.
Riku: THATS IT! *Chop Sora's head off*
Kairi: RIKU!
Riku: Now that Sora's out of the way...
*Sora had Reload*
Sora: Riku! Why did you do that?
Riku: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*Ran away*
Kairi: What was that Sora?
Sora: Beats me. Now where we were before Riku attack me?
Kairi: Ah yes...*Sora and Kairi went back to 'making-out'*

[theres too many!]
~ in the Underworld ~
Hades: *Sigh* Man it soooo boring today...
Sora: Umm...
Hades: Huh? Oh right over there.
Sora: Thanks. *Walk thought the door to dead*
Hades: First soul of the day...
Sora: Hello!
Hades: Huh? What the...*Saw a line of SORAS!*...well damn!
*Later...*
Hades: That Door is full now...
Sora: Hey!
Hades: Huh?...!!!*See that the Underworld taking over by a ARMY of SORA*...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Later...*
~ At TWTNW ~
Xemnas: Ok everynoone, we need a plan if ever going to live after this.
All Other Nobodies: .........
Axel: We could just leave this world.
All Other Nobodies: YES! WE MUST LEAVE NOW!
Xemnas: NO! I WILL NOT LEAVE WITHOUT KINGDOM HEARTS!*Axel waving a Kingdom Heart game*...Ok we leave now!
*Later...*
~ At Disney Castle ~
Riku: Whats going on?
King Mickey: Well, we just be reported that TWTNW has been rename as 'TWTFOS' (Short for 'The World Thats Full Of Soras')
Riku: ...WHAT! but Sora's right next to me!
Sora(No.5372535743): Yea you dimwitted mouse!

Anubi(OC): Huh,th@ wasnt supposed to happen -pulls out spell book/floats n air,sitting- wonder wat happened...

Sora: Sis, wat r u doing here?

Anubi: -looks up- hmm? oh just lookin' for my Nobody & my girlfriend's Nobody...u havent cn them have u?

Sora/Riku/Mickey: -shakes head-

Anubi: -shrugs- oh well, -looks @ book- but th@ seriously wasnt supposed to hap- oh thats wat happened -looks closer @ book-

Riku: Anubi wat did u do?

Anubi: there's sum pages missing from my spell book...th@ explains wat happened 2 Zexion...-under her breath- tho i dont think Demyx will complain 2 much

Sora: wat were u trying 2 do?

Anubi: -waves hand idly- just a spell...was supposed 2 help Nubixa & Vexaren have their own child...sumhow turned n2 a cloning spell

Riku: and u tried it on 2 guys?

Anubi: yea so? they're gay, they want a child, i found a spell 2 help them...im just missing a few pages & turned the pregnancy spell n2 a never-ending cloning spell

Riku: u tried 2 get a guy pregnant?

Anubi: -annoyed- yes Captain Obvious, i tried 2 help Zexion & Demyx have a child

Riku: then u cast the same spell on Sora?

Anubi: -looks up- ur point Riku? really busy here...need 2 find a counter-spell im not sure how many Zexions Demyx can handle

Riku: my point is ur sick...sick sick sick

Anubi: -looks back @ spell book/waves hand irritably- watever Riku...yaoi fangirl hello!...-under her breath- like you're 1 to talk...practically stalking my brother through the worlds

Sora: so is there any way 2 stop this?

Anubi: -floats back down/holding book- if i can find the missing pages n my book yea...or u can take me 2 c Master Yen Sid

Mickey: -shrugs- welp we gotta stop the Soras from over-running the worlds...mite as well go c Yen Sid & c wat he can do

Sora: good luck w/ th@ he disappeared a while ago

Anubi: -shrugs/turns/walks away- guess u better find the pages then...-waves- good luck
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wel th@s all i have 4 now...yes im disturbing

[Clawsze]

Those who were loyal to this thread (Or who search up Maxs or Zaimaxu now) willl remeber the great misadventures and that Jambi the Genie moment.....well......I and ~Storm Ninja~ have decided that it is time for our Nobodies should be set loose again....for those who do not know them....

Maxs is an alchoholic, is quite partial to Tequilla, Lazy, Smart ass, likes revenge, has brain spasms and has a habit of exploding into sand.....he also has 2 falchions, and he hates it when people call them swords.

Zai is a NINJA!!!!!, is lazy, smart ass, slightly more intelligent than Maxs, has a frieken HUGE Shuriken, he stole the wind element from Xaldin, so as such, they fight over it. Also has a knack for Jambi the Genie impressions.

They are best friends as 14 and 15 in Org XIII...Xemnas never changed the name as that would mean getting 2 more bedrooms and changing all the signs in the Deep Dive City. Maxs sleeps in the kitchen next to the booze fridge and Zai sleeps on the Sofa with the huge TV....105".....

They never featured in KH2 as Maxs died of complete Liver Suicide and Zaimaxu had to stop the corpse from trying to raid the Booze from TWtNW.

As soon as SN posts, Episode 2 will start.

[Dragonface]

[Why can he die?]
*Sora and Kairi are 'making-out' while Riku getting a sneak peek at them*
Sora: Oh Kairi.
Kairi: Sora.
Riku: THATS IT! *Chop Sora's head off*
Kairi: RIKU!
Riku: Now that Sora's out of the way...
*Sora had Reload*
Sora: Riku! Why did you do that?
Riku: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*Ran away*
Kairi: What was that Sora?
Sora: Beats me. Now where we were before Riku attack me?
Kairi: Ah yes...*Sora and Kairi went back to 'making-out'*

[theres too many!]
~ in the Underworld ~
Hades: *Sigh* Man it soooo boring today...
Sora: Umm...
Hades: Huh? Oh right over there.
Sora: Thanks. *Walk thought the door to dead*
Hades: First soul of the day...
Sora: Hello!
Hades: Huh? What the...*Saw a line of SORAS!*...well damn!
*Later...*
Hades: That Door is full now...
Sora: Hey!
Hades: Huh?...!!!*See that the Underworld taking over by a ARMY of SORA*...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Later...*
~ At TWTNW ~
Xemnas: Ok everynoone, we need a plan if ever going to live after this.
All Other Nobodies: .........
Axel: We could just leave this world.
All Other Nobodies: YES! WE MUST LEAVE NOW!
Xemnas: NO! I WILL NOT LEAVE WITHOUT KINGDOM HEARTS!*Axel waving a Kingdom Heart game*...Ok we leave now!
*Later...*
~ At Disney Castle ~
Riku: Whats going on?
King Mickey: Well, we just be reported that TWTNW has been rename as 'TWTFOS' (Short for 'The World Thats Full Of Soras')
Riku: ...WHAT! but Sora's right next to me!
Sora(No.5372535743): Yea you dimwitted mouse!

Anubi(OC): Huh,th@ wasnt supposed to happen -pulls out spell book/floats n air,sitting- wonder wat happened...

Sora: Sis, wat r u doing here?

Anubi: -looks up- hmm? oh just lookin' for my Nobody & my girlfriend's Nobody...u havent cn them have u?

Sora/Riku/Mickey: -shakes head-

Anubi: -shrugs- oh well, -looks @ book- but th@ seriously wasnt supposed to hap- oh thats wat happened -looks closer @ book-

Riku: Anubi wat did u do?

Anubi: there's sum pages missing from my spell book...th@ explains wat happened 2 Zexion...-under her breath- tho i dont think Demyx will complain 2 much

Sora: wat were u trying 2 do?

Anubi: -waves hand idly- just a spell...was supposed 2 help Nubixa & Vexaren have their own child...sumhow turned n2 a cloning spell

Riku: and u tried it on 2 guys?

Anubi: yea so? they're gay, they want a child, i found a spell 2 help them...im just missing a few pages & turned the pregnancy spell n2 a never-ending cloning spell

Riku: u tried 2 get a guy pregnant?

Anubi: -annoyed- yes Captain Obvious, i tried 2 help Zexion & Demyx have a child

Riku: then u cast the same spell on Sora?

Anubi: -looks up- ur point Riku? really busy here...need 2 find a counter-spell im not sure how many Zexions Demyx can handle

Riku: my point is ur sick...sick sick sick

Anubi: -looks back @ spell book/waves hand irritably- watever Riku...yaoi fangirl hello!...-under her breath- like you're 1 to talk...practically stalking my brother through the worlds

Sora: so is there any way 2 stop this?

Anubi: -floats back down/holding book- if i can find the missing pages n my book yea...or u can take me 2 c Master Yen Sid

Mickey: -shrugs- welp we gotta stop the Soras from over-running the worlds...mite as well go c Yen Sid & c wat he can do

Sora: good luck w/ th@ he disappeared a while ago

Anubi: -shrugs/turns/walks away- guess u better find the pages then...-waves- good luck
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wel th@s all i have 4 now...yes im disturbing

~ Outside of Kairi's bedroom ~
Sora(No.3612): You're sure it will work?
Sora(No.734): Yes I'm sure.
Sora(No.1234): If we srew this up, No.1 will have our head for sure.
*All three Soras shivers*
Sora(No.3612): Good thing No.5372535743 is keeping Riku doing something elsewhere away from here.
Sora(No.777): *Exit out of Kairi's room carring sleeping Kairi* I got her.
Sora(No.734): Good, now lets get back to TWTFOS!
*Later*
Riku: WTF???? WHERE IS KAIRI!?!
Sora(No.5372535743): ummmmmm...I think the Nobodies has her. Yea thats it! The Nobodies, thats right!
Mickey: Um Sora? Are you alright?
Riku: He'll be fine, Sora does have a point.
Mickey: And that is?
Riku: The Nobodies want their home world back. So they're using Kairi as payment.
Mickey: Lets go find Xemnas.

[~Storm Ninja~]

This bodes ill.

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Zai: *yawn* I love my TV. *hugs*
Maxs: *falls out of the fridge face first, surrounded by bottles*
Zai: Morning, captian chucklehead.
Maxs: *yawn* insult needs work.
Zai:...shut up.

*Zai sees a large lance with a rather farmiliar blade impaled above the couch*

Zai: rips note out from under the spear tip* 'meet me at sundown or else this is going through your head while you sleep'. Well, good thing I learned to stay awake for hours at a time...
Maxs (sarcastically): woo hoo. *passes out*

*later...ish*

Zai: *looks at his watch* ... getting close
Maxs: You know, walking right up to a challenge from Xaldin isn't really something I would consider a good idea.
Zai: Relax, sandman, there's nothing to worry about.
???: Oh, really?
Maxs: F**k.
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there. Sounds good to me.

[Clawsze]

This bodes ill.

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Zai: *yawn* I love my TV. *hugs*
Maxs: *falls out of the fridge face first, surrounded by bottles*
Zai: Morning, captian chucklehead.
Maxs: *yawn* insult needs work.
Zai:...shut up.

*Zai sees a large lance with a rather farmiliar blade impaled above the couch*

Zai: rips note out from under the spear tip* 'meet me at sundown or else this is going through your head while you sleep'. Well, good thing I learned to stay awake for hours at a time...
Maxs (sarcastically): woo hoo. *passes out*

*later...ish*

Zai: *looks at his watch* ... getting close
Maxs: You know, walking right up to a challenge from Xaldin isn't really something I would consider a good idea.
Zai: Relax, sandman, there's nothing to worry about.
???: Oh, really?
Maxs: F**k.
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there. Sounds good to me.

Tis' ALIVE!!!!

*Xalidin stands in front of the two, holding all of his lances, in one hand*

Zai: They float don't they?
Xaldin: Umm....Sake doesn't exactly help floatation.
Maxs: I feel for ya man, well, if you compare floating to standing, Sake to 10 bottles of Tequilla and a Spear to me.
Xaldin: Shut it n00b.

*Xaldin throws spear at Maxs' head, which is expertly catched by the hungover Nobody*

Maxs: I don't appriciate people making my headache worse thatn it already is thankyou, also, I am a level 57 Paladin in WoW so don't call me a n00b, n00b.
Zai: To much time, or what?
Maxs: The booze ran out, I was sober for 6 days.
Xaldin: HA, I had a stash of Sake!

*Maxs' ears does that twitching thing in the animes and a large vein appears on his temple, he summons his Falchions*

Maxs:......You.....B******. (Charges for Xaldin)
Xaldin: HAHA, FOOL, MY SIDEBURNS OF UBER WILL KILL YOU!!!!

*Xaldin stabs at Maxs with his 5 spears, but Maxs turns his stomach into Sand and the spears go right through*

Xaldin: HAXXOR!!!!
Maxs: SUXXOR!!!!

*Zaimaxu stands with an anime jaw drop, before taking his mobile out and dialing*

Zai: Hey, Axel......no I don't want a Chakram in my ass.....yes what I've woken you up for is worth it, wait, how comes you're in bed at 7...actually, nevermind, anyways, Sideburns and Sandy are duking it out and talking in nerd, could you-

*Suddenly Axel appears with 8 deckchairs, a Humungo-mega bag of popcorn, Demyx with about the amount of booze Maxs drinks in a year on his back, Saix, Luxord, Roxas and Zexion(Who currently has Larxene clinging to his shoulders) and a bottle of Sake*

Axel: NO PROBLEM!!!
Larxene: Let's go to your room Zexy-kun, pleeeaase?
Zexion: Not until one of these two kills each other.
Zai: Whats the Sake for?
Axel: Hover in the middle of those two and drop it, then watch the fun.
Zai: Why's Roxas here, he's a bit young isn't he?
Zexion: I'm the same age as him so why am I here?
Saix: Because you have the mental age of Vexen.
Zexion: F*****.

[Dragonface]

~ In Silent Hill... ~
Sora: Donald, you're sure we land on TWTNW?
Donald: YES I'M BLOODY SURE!!!
Sora: ...James, Where are we?
James: From the fog I see, we're in silent hill.
Sora: ...I KNEW WE'RE WENT THE WRONG PLACE...*Demyx appear*...NOT YOU AGAIN!!!
Demyx: Un? Roxas, what do you mean 'not you again'?
*Pyramid Head slowy appear behind Demyx*
James: *first to see PH* OH CRAP!!!!!! *Ran to the Gummi Ship and take off*
Goofy: NO! DON'T GO!
*PH grab Demyx up high using one hand*
Demyx: Oh no *ripped to nude* That wasn't bad...*get his skin rip off* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'M SKINLESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: 0.0
Samus: I think we better run. *Eveyone ran away from PH & Demyx*

*bing, Demyx loss skin!*
*bing, PH gain skin!*
*bing, Demyx get retitled (The skinless singer)*

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

(At the end of KH 1)

Kairi: I'll wait for-
Sora: IT's peanut butter Sora time!

[_yeojina_]

(KH1, scene with Riku and Sora, the Maleficent part)
Maleficent: See? That boy has replaced you with others.
Riku: D'you have a shota complex or something? Get your hand off me, woman!

[Dragonface]

~ In Silent Hill... ~
Sora: Donald, you're sure we land on TWTNW?
Donald: YES I'M BLOODY SURE!!!
Sora: ...James, Where are we?
James: From the fog I see, we're in silent hill.
Sora: ...I KNEW WE'RE WENT THE WRONG PLACE...*Demyx appear*...NOT YOU AGAIN!!!
Demyx: Un? Roxas, what do you mean 'not you again'?
*Pyramid Head slowy appear behind Demyx*
James: *first to see PH* OH CRAP!!!!!! *Ran to the Gummi Ship and take off*
Goofy: NO! DON'T GO!
*PH grab Demyx up high using one hand*
Demyx: Oh no *ripped to nude* That wasn't bad...*get his skin rip off* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'M SKINLESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: 0.0
Samus: I think we better run. *Eveyone ran away from PH & Demyx*

*bing, Demyx loss skin!*
*bing, PH gain skin!*
*bing, Demyx get retitled (The skinless singer)*

~ Later, at TWTNW ~

Demyx: Oh man, first I lost my gear then creep guy steal my skins and then Roxas run away again. I'm going to...*Found Xenmas"...hey boss, I srew-up another mission.
Xenmas: God damn it No.9, first of all don't call me 'Boss' secondly...*turn to see Demyx*...EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! *wet his pants, crap his pants, gone white and then KOed*
Demyx: What?

[kingdomheartless]

Ansem, after end of KH1: It's not my fault I didn't have a wide vocabulary! That's the only reason I said darkness 14 times!

[Dragonface]

~ At Disney Castle ~
Sora: ITS YOURS!
Commander Shepard: IS NOT!
Sora: IS TOO!
Shepard: IS NOT!
Mickey: How did this happen?
*Flashback, in space near Disney Castle*
James: Are we there...
Goofy: STFU! WE ALL NEARLY DIE WHEN YOU LEFT US BEHIND!
Auron: Some of us ARE dead.
Goofy: True but, is it me or is it getting abit cramp?
Donald: O.O OMG! Quick call the press! Goofy use his brains!
*WAM! CRASH!*
*Sora & co are alive on Disney Castle*
Sora: Oh man, what hit us?
*Sora & co see a crash Gummi Ship by a Space ship named "Normandy"*
*Inside Normandy*
Shepard: What happen Joker?
Joker: We use a mass Relay Jump and then we smash into something, Sir.
Tali: Perhape we should see this planet's leader and tell them what happen.
Ashley: For onces I agred with 'Our Alien Allies' on this, Sir.
*Liara, Kaidan, Wrex and Graed nodded in agrement*
Shepard: Damn the Bloodly Geths, one day...

[Anno Domini]

Sora,Riku,Kairi sitting in a room.

Sora:Why arent we doing anything
Riku:~sinister tone~ because the darkness is too great here...
Kairi:~Slaps iku~ NO! IDIOT! Nomura's just taking a nap!
SoraRiku:Ooooohhhhhh.....
Kairi: and this is why, in three games, neither of you have gotten in my pants. >:-[

[Gloc 9]

Wow, almost 2 years since the start of this thread. I dont know if i should be proud or surprised.

[Brennan]

Both, Gloc, you need to be both