The worst name for a child

[Big D]

I'm going to name my kid Merlin.

I know a dude from Germany named Merlin. It's his middle name, not his first name, but it's kinda cool.


A few months ago, a couple in my city wanted to name their son 4real. They got denied when the authorities said you can't name someone with a number. So instead, they decided to call him Superman.
I pity that child.