Save the world using only a milk carton and a rubber band

[Quindiana Jones]

With the aid of a milk carton and a rubber band, clearly.

[Jojee]

Recycle the milk carton
Because by recycling we can all save the world

Then use the rubber band to make shapes on my fingers.

Why wasn't this guy nominated? xD

[rubah]

I'd use the rubber band to teach world leaders how to make a cat's cradle, distracting them from war and teaching them peacable activities, and make them drink warm milk to make them sleepy.

[I Don't Need A Name]

add sharp razors to it, then ping it into george bush's eye
ergo - no more wars, and no more prat as a leader

[Sergeant Hartman]

Turn the milk into cheese and trade the rubber band for some bread.

Screw the world, enjoy the cheese sandwich.

[Aerith's Knight]

add sharp razors to it, then ping it into george bush's eye
ergo - no more wars, and no more prat as a leader

always that bush-bashing.. i wonder.. if 9/11 happened and they did nothing.. how safe would you have feeled?

anyways.. i would trade them for a rubber and a pencil, and would make a bomb out of that(instructions are on mcgyver, or something like that) .. it worked for them

[Bunny]

I would give the milk carton, which will be full of milk by the time I am done with it, to the hungry children of the world. As we all know, the children are our future and an act of extreme kindness would make them better people indefinitely.

I would also give them the rubber band so they can play Rubber Band Cops and Robbers.

[I Don't Need A Name]

add sharp razors to it, then ping it into george bush's eye
ergo - no more wars, and no more prat as a leader

always that bush-bashing.. i wonder.. if 9/11 happened and they did nothing.. how safe would you have feeled?

anyways.. i would trade them for a rubber and a pencil, and would make a bomb out of that(instructions are on mcgyver, or something like that) .. it worked for them

quite safe! i live in england

[Griff]

Step 1: Place a picture of the bad guy on the milk carton with a label saying "Have you seen this man?"
Step 2: Using information gathered from milk carton, arrive at bad guy's hideout with rubber band.
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Save World/ Profit

[Aerith's Knight]

Step 1: Place a picture of the bad guy on the milk carton with a label saying "Have you seen this man?"
Step 2: Using information gathered from milk carton, arrive at bad guy's hideout with rubber band.
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Save World/ Profit

need to make a profit too? .. pffiew.. thats a hard one.. ill have to think about it

[Madame Adequate]

I'd drink the milk to give me strength and sustenance. Using my newfound strength I would flick the rubber band at evildoers until they surrendered. World saved.

[fire_of_avalon]

I would fire the milk at rubah for asking such a hard question.

[oddler]

rubah != Baloki

[Madame Adequate]

I would fire the milk at rubah for asking such a hard question.

Eat some fish.

[scrumpleberry]

Step 1: Place a picture of the bad guy on the milk carton with a label saying "Have you seen this man?"
Step 2: Using information gathered from milk carton, arrive at bad guy's hideout with rubber band.
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Save World/ Profit

need to make a profit too? .. pffiew.. thats a hard one.. ill have to think about it

I think after you've saved the world profit is pretty much a given with chat show appearences etc.