My fingers are all sticky now!

[Lawr]

I'm sending items to a third world country, if that's festive.

Items isn't specific. Polio vaccines? A new strain of Polio? What items are these?

I like em fiesty! ROWR

I'm sending stuff like school supplies, clothes, kitchen tools, hygenical stuff like a tooth brush or something. The works.

(PS. If you send food it will never reach it's destination.)

On a less serious note, all the items are caked with syphilis and scabies.