I have these fists

[Hambone]

Last weekend. It was my first fight in 3 years. It wasn't a real spontaneous fight though. My friends and I came up with a mortal kombat typee championship. No hits below the waist were allowed (for obvious reasons.) We just fist fought. I beat the piss out of one kid that my friend was forced to invite. It went like this:

"1, 2, 3...Go!"

We circled each other. He pushed, I blocked and pushed. Next, he tried to get me in a headlock. I just stood there stiffly and looked at him as he tried to force my head into his arms. I then grabbed his arm, placed it behind his back, and pushed him down. End of Fight.

He said afterward "I didn't know we could punch. Pfft. If I had known, I would have won." I retaliated with "You're an idiot. We all agreed that it was a fist fight, implying that we use our FISTS. You could have punched all you wanted to, dumbass."