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    Boo I thought this was going to be about farts.

    Also...some kind of genetically engineered carrot monster.

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    Cook it.

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    Leave it to get on with things itself.

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    I would fart in its general direction to completely ownify it.

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    I'd also use science and my bodily functions at the same time, how you ask? Well, I'd let out gas then contain that gas somehow and do this multiple times. Its a scientific fact that all farts are not the same.

    Then, I'd hire a lab and concoct experiments, mixing different gases to create the ultimate Fart. Here comes the tricky bit, I'd somehow ingest said fart until it eventually escaped from my rear again which would promptly be aimed at the evil killer rabbit.

    With luck, the rabbit would have either choked under the heavy gas atmosphere or run for it's life into a working tree destroying chipper which I had sneakily placed just behind it before hand.

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    Maybe you can fart in its direction and set the fart on fire so you dispose of it and also have it cooked?

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    It's impossible to flame something with a fire fart. At best it looks pretty but barely burns most things.

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    that could be possibly the worst recipe i've ever heard.

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    I'd simply use nuclear warheads, just like George W Bush probably would.

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    I wouldn't do anything. Hip Hop is already dead.

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    Force it to watch Failure to Launch over and over untill it kills itself, That is my standard 'I must have something dead' fallback plan.

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    I wouldn't kill it. I would only weaken it and capture it and make it fight for me.

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    I would just ask Tim the Enchanter to summon an inferno to toast it.


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