Director: Ok, casting for the lead role in Final Fantasy IX, Garnet, are you ready?
Garnet: I guess
Director: Ok, bring on the first candidate.

(A purple-clad monk walks on stage)

Miroku: Will you bare my children?

Director: Too up front, NEXT!

Naruto: I will save you princess Garnet, BELIEVE IT!

Director: Too annoying, NEXT!

Luffy: So, you're a princess? That's great, cuz I'm gonna be king of the pirates!

Director: Not on this production, NEXT!

Garnet: They all suck
Director: I've noticed
????: Perhaps I can be of assistance.

(A old man in a lab coat walks out)

Director: Hojo? What are you doing here?
Hojo: I've trained a monkey to talk and act human, it could be used for your production.
Director: Why would you train a monkey to talk?
Hojo: I was originally going to train it to write after the whole fiasco that was the storyline of FF7, thinking that it could do a better job, but it turns out its easier to learn english than to write a convincing plot for a Japanese RPG...
Director:Fine, give him a shot.

(Monkey walks onto the stage)

Monkey: Ooo, soft.

Director: That's brilliant! You're hired. What's your name.
Monkey: Zidane.
Director: Well Zidane, you've got talent. Stick with me and I guarentee you will be a star.

-The End-