I would have a Hello Kitty wedding with Mr. MILF, and Dan and Paul would be the Best Mans so that they could pick up all the chicks, except Dan couldn't, because he'd be all steady with Dagger_Trepe, his true love.
Necronopticous and Lamonda would design it. Miriel would take the photography. Bun Bun and Joy would be the joint-flower girl. SammieBabe would make me a gigantic awesome cake. Christmas would pop out of it, naked. Jaffar would be the person telling us our vows HA HA HA HA HA FRIENDS. Ai would be there during the honeymoon.